April Fools Joke a bit Early.

I am not one that gets into practical jokes because they often go amiss, but…

I had a friend at the club who was complaining about how expensive the BLI stock cars with sound were. I was puzzled because I had just seen them on sale for $49. When I mentioned it, he asked if I would order him one. So I did. It arrived a short time later. So there it was sitting around the house waiting to be delivered. Well for some reason I got to thinking about a bottle I had in the basment called “Olfactory Airs #716 Live Cattle, Manure”. My first thought was just to stink up the car a bit. I mentioned it to my wife, who thought it would be hilarious. I had her call his wife who also thought it would be funny. As I was preparing the scent (it goes on a dense cork time-dispursal material), I got to thinking about making it it a bit more of a gag. Since the car came with a single sheet instruction guide. I completely retyped the guide replacing every place it said “sound” with “sound and scent”. I put the “new” instructions in the box and resealed it.

I presented the car to him at that nights operating session and as expected he immediately opened it up to run. While he was opening it, I leaned over to a couple other club members and briefed them on what was up, so they could be in on the joke too. Well, fortunately he found the instruction sheet first, was fascinated, and immediately started telling everyone that it not only has sound but scent! He and another member, not yet in on the joke, began to speculate on how the scent worked. As expected he put the car on the track and we ran it around a while. Then as expected he began messing around with the controls to increase the volume and turn on the scent. It didn’t work too well but he did manage to turn the sound totally off. Then the fun began. When he put the car away, I

wow

hahaha

thats a good one

No cow chips? Good one.

Anyone who’s been trackside when a string of livestock cars went by can relate to the scent.

Jon[8D]

[(-D] That’s a keeper, TZ! [(-D] And it definitely fits the “3 4-point rule” of GOOD practical jokes. It’s

  • original
  • funny
  • doesn’t cause physical harm or injury and only “mild” embarrassment to the “jokee”
  • clean

I LIKE it! [tup][tup] I’m printing this one out.

TZ, you can bet that this will be brought up in your clubs meetings for a long time to come. [(-D] Thanks for sharing! [:D]

Tom

Yep. I can just see your poor friend desperately trying to get the thing back in the box !

Regards,

While reading this I was laughing so hard I went into a coughing fit. Great joke.

That’s one of the best ones I’ve “herd.” I’ve got to ask the question though. Why on earth do you have a bottle of cow stink around your house?

Thats ARESOME[(-D] your frend must have been[banghead]ing his head. And what Loathar said: why you got cow smell???

The “Olfactory Airs” were marketed to the Model Railroad community as enhancements to the layout. That must have been in the 1979-1985 time period. There were 50 different fragrances made. I wish I had a whole set. I have “saw dust”, “buring coal”, “diesel oil”, ummm “lemon”, “manure” (obviously), and “dirt”. There was a fragrance made for any industry or scene one could imagine. I used to add the “burning coal” to smoke fluid, but now they have started making smoke fluid with it built in.

Actually, now that you mention it, the next day my wife made a batch of “no bake” cookies for me to take to the show. She had carefully shaped them into the appearance of small cow chips.

I must say that that was a great gag! So will you have to watch over your shoulder for the “get you back” joke?

Probably not. The victim got a good laugh out of it as well. He also knows this is not my normal modus operandi.

Your kidding me!![:P] I think that’s even funnier than your prank!

TZ: That’s hilarious! That has got to be one of the greatest model railroading pranks ever! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!

Love it!! Best joke I’ve heard in years.

I’ve got one of those BLI stock cars myself, and when I happen to run it in a train for people, it gets a HUGE response. Best one was from my sister’s son: “I’m not standing too close to THAT one!”

Dang, and I threw all my Olfactory Smells away, about ten years ago. Should have had my head examined, LOL!

Tom

So, he didn’t smell a joke?

You sure cowed him.

Udder madness.

Some folks don’t have common scents.

I hope he doesn’t have a beef with you now.

You never know what’s at steak here.

You might be on the horns of a dilema.

Time to mooove along…

Dave,

Your such an animal…

Tom

[(-D][(-D][(-D]

MOOOOOO!!!

(FWIW, my Japanese zodiac sign is USHI - so the long, lowing “moo” is appropriate)

Don’t know which was funnier, the original story or Dave Vollmer’s comments!

Chuck (modeling Central Japan in September, 1964 - including ushi that are destined to be Kobe beef)

Hahahaha [(-D][(-D][:D][:)][8D][bow][swg][(-D]

I think this product deserves a review in MR. How about writing one up? Include a graph like “Odor Detection Distance vs. CV42 Odor Intensity Setting” or something like that. Photograph the car with the “included” clothespin for your nose.

You might get published next April.