Fire up the D-9!
It’s all Bush and Mineta’s fault. If I were you I’d never railfan again!
Mookie,
Since the subject of common sence has been brought up I wonder if you could knock some common sence into the minds of some of my classmates. Also, please knock some common sence into the minds of New Jersey drivers. lol
Thanks Mook!
my of my!!! I agree with carl. rule #1 don’t mif the cat!!!
just leave the chocolate cake and no one else gets hurt.
stay safe
Joe
So like Mook,
I was like driving the kids to soccer practice and like my mother calls me on the cell phone. I was already running late , because the dog groomer took too long…and then like oh my god this the crossing gates go down and the lights flash. And there was like, no way I’m going to wait for this stupid slow train. So I pulled around the gates, because the train was moving sooo slow. And then like from no where, this cop pulls me over and gives me ticket…I’m so sure. So can I like sue someone?
Dear Mrs. Mook,
Sometimes I take my cat railfanning with me.He really loves it. The only problem is,he loves to ride freight trains[:0]! I don’t want him riding alone,so I go with him.I have gotten into serious trouble over this,and have almost gotten arrested a few times. How do I break Boo Boo of this habit?
And Chicago drivers while your at it!!![:D][(-D]
Dear Mrs. Mookie,
I took this bea-utifulmous young gal out on our first date tonight. On the way home from the movie we stopped at a crossing for a train to go by. She looks at me and says," I just hate those big ole smelly, horrible trains." Do you think I should ask her for a second date?
And the stupid ones that move here from Californa.
NIce goin Ed! Looks like this is going to liven up the forum for a while![bow][:D]
Will answer this as a group case - don’t want to run up whatever my posting number is - might win a new bath mat or something!
In order, mostly - attend no reunions. All you do is eat, lie and slobber on each other!
Trains don’t stop at crossings. They either block them or the cars stop/hesitate.
Become a conductor/engineer - railroad police would never think to look for you there.
Never live in a duplex - neighbors become family! Be a good neighbor - sell their house for them!
You could try suing Amtrak, but my advice would be to stay out of Houston - bad dudes live there.
Move to Wyoming - no rif-raf there. Not even any rif…
Oh Goody - early turkey at Applebees! So noted. Only thing saving your tailfeathers is the black and white boys and one nice hen! I could sell tickets to observe the sparring! Y’all come!
Hire a maid or buy a doggie apron. See Dr Phil for other symptoms!
Uh - SD70 please.
Told you to vote wisely!!
Common sense is like hair - either you have it or you don’t.
See someone here has really common sense - (make that a big chocolate cake!)
Sue your parents - end product not good! Put your kids up for adoption to a good home!
Make Boo Boo the designated driver.
You’ve never been to Omaha/Lincoln have you?
Trains don’t smell. They don’t even sniff. Maybe you should change cologne and get a new singles web-site.
Mr. B from Houston is survived by a wife and a whole flock of young ladies, who each now have more bathroom time.
Hopefully that covers all that nonsen…your wonderful, thoughtful questions!
Mrs. Mookie
Happy wife, happy life…is this so?
Think about it…
It’s always worked in my case.
Works Here !!
Neither of the sensible ladies who have posted on this thread would say anything bad about Chicago drivers.
SJ–I’m not disappointed. In fact, I’m very appointed. Nice going!
**More Popcorn!!!**and chill some pop with faom on top…
I think we have a winner for a new topic.[:D][:D][:D][:D]
Fasten your seatbelt, Mookie, I thin you are about to go for a ride!!!
Can you do something about ours too? At this rate I’ll be the youngest person with grey hair ever seen!
Matt - drive on the right side like we do - bet they will get out of your way!
That reminds me of the story about the old man who gets a call from his wife on his cell phone to warn him that she heard on the news about a car going the wrong way on the freeway. He replies:
“They’re ALL going the wrong way!”
[;)]