No. 1: “At least the train crew was called on the carpet. Look what I was called on!”
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No. 1: “Looks like I may be here for a while. Better start humming the fourth movement of Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony.”
No. 2: “Many people believe that one day dispatchers may control trains automatically, eliminating the need for train crews. Little do they know that the BLE and UTU have their own plans.”
No. 3: “There isn’t a carpet in the world large enough to call me on for this one.”
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No. 3: “The backshop is gonna like this one.”
No. 4: “Here at [insert favorite railroad here] we are so profitable that our roadbed is a perfectly level surface of granite and marble where it never rains, eliminating the need for ballast.”
See your around the forums,
Daniel