Caption This (These)-3

With the two previous “Caption This” topics, I decided to start one of my own with some weird pictures I found on the web.

Photo #1:
This gives the term “Piggy Back Train” a whole new meaning.

Photo #2
This is this engine’s last run before it’s scrapped and so all the railfans in India are trying to get a chance to ride on its final trip.

Photo #3
There’s actually another elevated station across the street. French engineer Jean-Pierre was very confident in the power of his engine and thought that if he went fast enough, his train could make it to the other side.

Photo #4
Hey!!! No kissing in public!

Photo #5
They’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel for motive power these days!

Oh yeah, baby, oh yeah… gotta cigarette?

I dont understand whats wrong with this picture?
Its just a typical day on the New Jersey Transit Lines!

Ooohhh! Silly me…its Forward on the lever for Throttle, and BACK on the lever for Brakes!"

#1 Parking Ticket?!?! I didn’t see the no parking Sign

#2 Person in Red: Dude, can I like get some privacy?

#3 As it says at the Dorion Station, with the same picture, and i Quote “OH ***!”

#4 My Nose! My Nose!

#5 Sure there is a bit of rust, but three million isn’t too much to ask!

#2 - Gee, today was a light day on the Washington, DC Metro (subway).

#1.We’re the All Blonde Railroad, and this is our idea of a double stack train.
#2.This was the only passenger train on this branch line before the rails were torn up,and every mileage collector in the world is riding to get the rare mileage.[:p]
#3.Peter Pan was the engineer,and he thought if he could make children fly,he could make trains fly,too!
#4.My TO said train #1 has rights over train #2. Thats funny,MINE says train #2 has rights over train #1.
#5.Call Omaha, we’ve been in this siding WAY too long.

#3: “Oh. the floor pedal opens the firebox doors? I thought it was the brake! so much for my cab ride.”
#5: “I should have known you were a railfan! And I beleaved you when you told my students that there was an indian graveyard here!”

Check this one out…sorry about the "antiquephotostore"stuff:

I suppose Commodore Vanderbilt got the “big half”.

Dagnabit! I told you not to park the engine in that alley!

I said to bring me a flatcar and locomotive, not a flat locomotive!!!

“HOW THE WEATHER’” UP THERE!?!

The real reason so many tracks in central Illinois were being torn up-the unruly East St. Louisans were doing this to steam locomotives in the past, you don’t want to know what they do to Double-Stacks and SD70MACs![}:)][;)]

If you have never heard anything about St. Louies’ east side, don’t worry none of it is good.

#2 - Daddy - I gotta go potty…

antiquephoto store one - We need big cowcatchers in Texas!

[}:)] Why do you need BIG cow catchers in Texas? Because everything in Texas is supposed to be BIG? (Or is it something else?)

Here are two more pictures for your enjoyment to caption. You’ve thought of some really great responses so far! Let’s see what you can come up with for these.

Photo #7
NASA opens a new steam tourist railroad.

Photo #8
The new solution to stopping terrorists from attacking the railroads.

Well, they claim it is all big…I have my doubts.

I rather like # 8!

Photo #8…I couldn’t decide

1…GE vs. EMD…Hah …I AM ALCO, HEAR ME ROAR!!!

or

  1. NASA’s idea of run through power…

ba dum ba