But Cannonball it is when you call the Dispatcher and report it and you make him faint because the Corparate Policy was an Any Animal Strike was an Accident. So the Conversation went like this. Lyle Ed here I was in an Accident. Lyle Any Injuries Me MULTIPLE Lyle Fatalites Me MULTIPLE Lyle goes GET BARRY NOW THUD as he passed out. Larry gets on the phone and goes WTF happened I went Per Company Policy I was reporting my Incident with a Flock of Canadian Geese. He went OK how many are Dead I went 15 total 5 I think form the Body Parts are IN THE TRUCK. 20 or more are All over the Road Injured. He went Lyle is going to KILL YOU.
How about a real chicken test? Who’s better, KFC, Popeyes, or Roy Rogers “Pappy Parker” fried chicken?
I’d prefer any fresh grainfed fellow right about now…non mushed.[(-D]
And today’s Off Topic prize goes to…
Well thank goodness I’ve won SOMETHING! I haven’t had any luck with MegaMillions or Power Ball at all!
I toss those losses off with the touch of a feather…which brings to mind featherbedding which is closer to topic. So, maybe you’ve won chairmanship of the steering committee…
But…You can’t steer a train. [:-^]
I thought we are talking birds through windshields not cows on tracks…[C):-)]