Creative re-use of a ballistic-missile transporter-erector to provide “off-site power” (via the diesel-electric setup in the locomotive carbody). Actually, not a bad idea as these things go.
What would look good would be some cannons sticking out of the side, similar to a World War One tank. And up on top, an area where women in bikinis could sunbathe. Plus a thatch-roof bar.
When I read this, it made me think of
Brilliant! Crank up the boom box and pass the vodka, comrade!