Engine crews

Did you ever notice the kind of freaks we have riding around inside our model trains.

What planet did these guys come from? I think some of them do drugs, check out the size of their pupils.

I guess the government didn’t really ban cloning. Some of the guys sitting in the hoggers seat look like they have been in one to many street fights. Who hired these guy’s to run our trains. I guess there is some good benefits, such as: good work attendance, they’re never late for work, not a lot of personnel turnover, don’t need a lot of breaks … But who really wants the guy driving the train to be wearing lip-stick?

Rick

Rick, I’ve seen engineers wearing lipstick, swinging down from the cabs of road engines.

They were also wearing frilly blouses, Gucci jeans and had ponytails coming out from under their baseball caps. The gauntlets and steel-toed boots really clashed with that…

Chuck (Modeling Central Japan in September, 1964 - without female railroad employees)

The conductor on the NS Operation Lifesaver train earlier this week was a pretty blonde and she came to the depot hanging from the front rail and steps of a NS engine. Guess I will have to glue a lady in the cab of one or two of my NS diesels. [;)]

Well what else could be put in the cab? Darth Vader, the alien from Predator, Adolf Hitler… No I think Yoda would be most fitting. He is so wise and calm looking.