I swear the following scene was not staged. A juvenile preying mantis was wandering along the tracks and apparently stopped to discuss something with the Laurel Valley conductor.
I laughed out loud when I saw this curious interaction, but I leave it to you, my brethren, to expand upon the action with your best funny captions.
Have at it!
Lee
Excuse me, I’m looking for the Orkin man. I have a bone to pick with him!
“Hey, I don’t mean to bug you, but I’ve been praying for a ride all day! Could you help me out?” [:D]
“The grub around here has so little taste, you’d think it was plastic!”
Enjoy
Paul
“these hobos are real pests”
conductor"the train to Aphidville is the second one over."
As Shack in Emperior of the North said " nobody rides the Shacks train"…Cox 47
Thank you kind sir for pointing me in the right direction, i am forever indebted to you…
“I need to lay off the taco sauce next time…”
where did you say your goin son, i’ll be sure to make sure you get off there!!! [angel]
And this week on Ebert & Roeper we’ll be reviewing the new comedy “Throw Mantis From the Train.”
You deserve a brakeman today.
The engineer is kind of repeating on me. You got a Pepcid?
Sequel to Snakes On A Plane
Didn’t I see you on the cover of the National Enquirer?
Yes. That was just before I ate the photographer.
“Sorry, son, this is an HO railroad, the garden pike is outside that way”
“You sir…are not prototypical!”
…Actually it’s N scale. I’ll take that as a compliment!
Lee
“Hi five man! We finally got on the right train!”
“See, if you would of went on the CSX train, you’d be in the truntable right now.”
WM I didn’t realize it is N scale…Thats a great looking caboose…who makes it? Cox 47
I hope the conductor has AFLAC!!!
“No, no! It’s left, left again and then turn right.”
OR
“What do you mean you’re looking for your mommy?!”