By order of special agent Matt (birthday police division). I am here to serve notice that this Sunday Dec 7 is Mookies 60th birthday.We wish her nothing but the best for her birthday[:)]We are sure there will be chocolate cake involved.So if you see a warm glow in middle america dont worry its just the candles on mookies birthday cake[;)]
Happy Birthday Mookie(and many more!)
stay safe
Joe mamma and Matt
MOOKIE, No matter what I’ve ever said[?]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
You At least of all people deserve a day of praise!!!
We all LOVE YOU!!!
locomutt&wife[8D]
Bye the Mookie, I just (as you will) celebrated
53 years[?][:p]
locomutt[8D]
To Madame Mookie,
Queen Unihead, Keeper of he Cake, Guardian of the Closet, Master of the Yellow and the Hangie down Thinigies, Finder of the Lost, and one of the most enjoyable people here,
we, Ed, Aimee, Dona, Elizabeth and Morgan wish you the most happy of birthdays!
May God grant you the wisdome to change the things you can, ignore those you cant, and laugh your butt of at the rest of us![:D]
…Happy best wishes for your birthday Jen. [8D]
Keeper of the cake[?]
Was it chocolate[?]
THANKS FOR BEING YOU!!
We wouldn’t have a Mookie,if she didn’t
stop writing![:p]
locomutt[8D]
Happy birthday Mookie! Hope you get lots chocolate cake!
Mookie,I have a computer,which comes with a Mouse[?]
Why do I have a CAT sitting next to me[?]
locomutt[8D]
Well Mookie, welcome to the ranks of, what are now called, senior citizens. If you survive it, it is a great decade, cheap fares, cheap movie seats and best of all, grandkids you can actually play with. So happy birthday and many of them. I lift a glass in your honor. Cheers.
Mookie: Happy Birthday from Bob and me. I have to tell you that I always thought you were a young gal in your twenties —and I am not kidding about this or making a smart remark. I am serious. When you sent a message to Bob one time about his being 20 years older than you, I thought that you were just kidding. Anyway, have a glorious birthday and lots of chocolate cake!
Bob wants to know if you have the new coach yet for our team. From what we have read, there has been quite a few comments about the firing of Solich.
Take care, have fun, and thanks for cheering Bob, me, and the rest of this forum group with your great messages.
Nance
special for Mookie (who happens to share a birthday with my aunt) … some kitty humor!
A cat’s dictionary
Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness
Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.
Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.
Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.
Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.
Purrson: A male kitty.
Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a chalkboard. A. Fill in the blanks
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[xxx] is not food.
Dental floss, plants, Kleenex, toilet paper, human’s homework, photographs, shoes, sweaters, socks, the couch, electrical cords/devices, phone cord, vases of flowers, my poop, electric wiring, the rubber fi***oy my human drags around for me to play with; rubber bands; Mom’s toe; the HUGE fly; used Q-tips; the other cat’s vomited food. -
I will not jump on the [xxx].
kitchen counter, table, stove, barbecue, my human’s full bladder at 5:30 A.M., bed at night, TV, bed from the top of the wardrobe at night -
I will not sharpen my claws on the [xxx].
sofa, carpet, drapes, my human’s leg, my human’s boss’s leg, the new speakers, wallpaper, window screen, car tires. -
I will not pee/poop/barf a hairball on the [xxx].
floor, carpet, sofa, clean laundry, sleeping human, human’s tax return, the tax auditor, TV, baby’s mattress, kitchen counter, dining room table, big people’s shoes, bathtub, my Dad’s collection of (expensive) Nazi daggers, marble floor (acid vomit+marble=etched marble). -
I will not climb the [xxx].
Screen, bulletin board, speaker, curtains, redwood trees, walls, lampposts
JoeKoh isn’t trying to get all of us in trouble by saying your age, is he? I, just like Nance and Bob, thought you were in your 20s as well. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Happy birthday from all of us in the Kilgore household.
Mook, post number 101goes out to you. SALUTE!!!
Adrianspeeder
Mookie,
Got to wish you a joyous birthday. Enjoy every last minute of it.
Could you please keep that snow in your area on Friday and not send it to Greater Cincy area?!?!
We don’t need it this early.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND A PINCH TO GROW AN INCH!!!
Brian (KY)
Happy birthday Jenny !
Dec. 7th…Hmm…one year later…I bet your entry into the world was just as explosive.
Sooblue
In the cat humor, I found a huge item forgotten:
Law of Cat Motion 2:
A cat, when walking, will avoid the floor if at all possible.
I was going to wait until Saturday night to remind everyone, but Joe jumped the gun.
I’m sure if I referred to my little sister by the proper “…generian” term, she’d blush.
For those who are worried about people divulging Jen’s age, she herself mentioned it (and her birthday) once elsewhere in the forum.
And now, for the Birthday Girl: have a great day, a great year, and many more! We hope somebody buys you a home computer soon, or else UNL had better not let you retire. Your curiosity and wit are what make this forum so much fun. From your big brother (notice I didn’t say “older”), a tousle of the hair and an arm around your shoulders (and I wish I could do it in person…maybe next year?).
Affectionately,
Carl
MOOKIE!
The forums would be nothing like they are today without you here. Thank you for your entertaining and wise posts, we certainly have a lot to learn from you.
Dont forget to eat chocolate cake. And CHEESEcake too![:D]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Happy Birthday Mookie [:I]
Happy Birthday Mookie [:o)]
Happy Birthday Mookie [8)]
Hey Mookie, did I tell you Happy Birthday yet? [:D]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY and many more. [:)]
What a way to start my day! Thank you all so much for your good wishes. Once again you have me laughing and crying at the same time - I’m emotional - I’m female - it all “tracks”…
I don’t mind people knowing how old I am - it is mind over matter; if you don’t mind, it won’t matter! My picture shows a little gray hair - and believe me I have earned it! But other than that, it has been a good 60 years. I have my health, a good husband and family and, hopefully, some of my sense of humor has remained intact. I don’t take myself or life too seriously, and still don’t know what career I want to follow when I do grow up!
I enjoy interacting with the forum posters and you are so patient with answering my questions. I have learned a lot and forgotten a lot - no, just misplaced some items, I guess. So sometimes I will re-ask the same question. But isn’t that what the forums are all about?
Going to spend Sat and Sun watching trains and spending time with family and friends. Chocolate Cake/Cheese Cake - now there is a quandry - but not chocolate cheese cake - even the Mookie has her limits!
So thank you for all the good wishes and here’s to many more questions from and answers for…
The Mookie