I hear it tastes good on toast.
With some grey poupon mustard.
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon??
I am fresh out, but I live darned close to Mayo.
One of Eleanor Roosevelt’s favorite dishes.
Here I go again on my own
goin’ down the only road I’ve ever known.
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.
An’ I’ve made up my mind, I ain’t wasting no more time.
Would she eat it in her 51 Nash?
There’s always Miracle Whip.
With or without Grey Poupon?
Bah, bring me some Helmans.
“Known as Best Foods Mayonnaise west of the Rockies”
In fact forget the Grey Poupon, a big bottle of French’s Mustard will do fine.
Close cover before Striking!
“Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Know your Endorser”
“Some assembly required.”
“See your Dealer for details”
My Blue Coal Dealer?
“This is Station WGN…The Wrigley Building…Chicago”
Don’t forget to cup your hand behind your ear when you say that.