How to make an omelet

Place 156,000 eggs on track and wait.

Looks like that accident left the railroad with…

Wait for it …

Here it comes …

egg on it’s face !! [:-^]

Being a new conductor and all…

I’d probably have a heart attack!

Now it’s got a tempra based paint job![(-D]

That pic CRACKS me up!

Good thing it’s winter. Chance to clean it up, wersh it off etc before it raises a stink.

The lokie’s going to have a nice shiney coat, but the cholesterol… Yikes!

Lee

DISCLAIMER-

ALL THE EGGS DESTROYED IN THESE PICTURES WERE UNFERTILIZED EGGS AND WERE DESTINED FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION!

That’s gonna be one hummy crossing the next hot day. Phewww! [xx(]

If you think about it that was an expensive accident. Say about $12k for the trailer, $40k for the eggs, $15k for the emergency services (towing, fire police, fines), $1K for the train wash and unknown costs for the vehicle pulling the trailer and delayed train delivery.

I goofed…that trailer is in the $25K range minimum. I initially thought it was a smaller enclosed trailer like a snowmobile trailer.

That has to be the worst case of egging I’ve ever seen![:O]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the new GE 300-ton cordless eggbeater.

Of course, news like this is always egg-citing!

Locomotive looks like CP 9552, an AC4400CW. The front handrails look a little scrambled though!

That trailer got the shell beat out of it…

[:-^]

Yes, wouldn’t you know it,---------

The yoke is on them… yuk, yuk, yuk.

Johnboy out…

Gives a whole new meaning to “brake hatch.”

An accident like that is eggs actly what I try to avoid.

With them left out in the open like that, surprised they weren’t poached.

So, why did this accident happen? A game of “chicken” gone awry?

A fine example of American yolk-art.

ROFLMAO! I always knew those things must be good for something!