I’m new to this place, and some of you may know me. I was abducted into the Chief’s house this past year. And it has been a bit trying. There was another sublime occupant that had set up camp here (his name is Berg), and he thinks he is the MASTER. Anyway, I have an opportunity to “level out the playing field” and ALL OF YOU WILL BENEFIT !!!
The two scoundrels have left for the weekend, (gone for a bath/cleaning at the lake), And I have full control and responsibility for the “Castle”. So I have decided to conduct an AUCTION.
Here are the rules:
All the GUY stuff goes ! (Trains, Layout, Boats, Guns, Tools, JD stuff, you get the idea)
All monies collected will be sent to: The William Techumsah Sherman Museum in Lancaster Ohio.
Identify ANY Guy thing your interested in, then BID on it!! You will automatically win, unless someone else decides to overbid you. You can then bid again if you want.
The Auction ends on Tuesday morning at 7:00 am (eastern time)
If you post a picture of an item your bidding on, then you will automatically win that item, subsequent bids will NOT be accepted.
Bribes are accepted in the form of Kibbles, NO D… GRITS !!!
Items belonging to Berg will be free for those willing to take them.
Since its for such a good cause I’ll over bid on this item and say .99 and a bag of kibbles I know I bid 10 times it value as it had NS on it if it had CSX it would of been an easy $500.00 bid but as all said I’ll take that engine off your hands and I’ll deal with it even thou it is a NS
I know at one time Chiefie had this parked in your front lawn back when the OhiSNOW boys threatened to come down and overthrow his band of Roseyville Rebel Renegade Rascals…I know several of your neighbors complained about it devaluing their property values so I will move it off your property for $100…non-negotiable. I’m sure there is a huge brown spot of dead grass underneath it so I’ll throw in a bag of grass seed to sweeten the deal.
I’ll take the Legacy system for $2 and a bag of kibble. Also, I’ll bid $1 for all the realtrax switches. I have a theory that they can be combined into a single working switch, but it might take some work and I’m sure to need as many of them as possible to make it work.
OK I’m in…but just because the proceeds are going to the museum…most of that stuff is just junk, and doesn’t work.
I’ll bid $57.50 for all those moldy oldie Post War Locos. They’ll all need rewiring, and probably new paint. I’ll need to clean all that insulation out of the smoke units to get them working properly again.
Oops, my bad - Okay Don, you got me, too rich for my blood. Post pictures if you are able to cobble together a working switch from all those junkers, okay? We’ll want to see an actual video of the switch working though!
Well, looks like I will win it all folks. That’s what happens when you ignore me. But I will junk the rest the other guys bid on and just take my stuff, that I got for a pennie.[swg] LOL!!! I wish.