Chuck,
The aircraft reference reminded me of a warning that was given to ground personnel not to touch the winch line being lowered from a helicopter until it touches the ground. Maybe I saw this in a movie or something, but it stuck with me. I guess you can get a pretty good zap if you touch the line before it discharges the static.
Pretty neat stuff here:
http://realitypod.com/2011/03/helicopter-static-electricity-phenomenon-explained-corona-effect/
I have read about people who make repairs to live high tension lines from a helicopter by “tying off” to the line and essentially becoming one with the line voltage, like a bird on a wire! No thanks, I’ll keep my present job…
Ed