Is this Amurican?

Nobody talks like that anywhere. It’s ad copy.

I personally know people who work for ExactRail. The speculation about their ownership is unfounded and I’ll leave it at that.

Bob, you’ve made an issue of your dislike for ExactRail’s current business model on multiple occasions, such as:

Perhaps your feelings about the company’s changes made you look for a deeper meaning in an ad that probably doesn’t have any.