Over the years, railroaders have come up with some, shall we say, euphemistic meanings for the abbreviations of various railroads. Some that come to mind are:
D&RGW Dangerous & Rapidly Growing Worse
My favorite (due to its accuracy):
C&NW Cheap & Nothing Works
BC Rail was originally called Pacific Great Eastern, which I have always thought ironic as there was nothing particularly great about it, it barely reached the Pacific, and didn’t go very far east.
Others nicknamed it:
Please Go Easy
Prince George Eventually
Province’s Greatest Expense
Past God’s Endurance
Puff, Grunt, Expire
But my personal favourite is a pioneer shortline that became part of the Northern Alberta Railway, the Edmonton, Dunvegan & British Columbia:
Have an English documentary on disk about the Midland and Great Northern railroad which was called the Muddled and Going Nowhere. It fell a victim to the nationalization and “rationalization” of English railways in the 1960s.
Somebody from Georgia told of the S&A which was called Slow and Aggravating. I don’t remember the actual name, but it might have been something like Savannah and Atlanta or [something] and Atlantic.
Then there’s RF&P, or Richmond, Frederickburg & Potomac.
Jobs on the RF&P were so sought after and hard to get it was said you had to know someone who worked there already to get hired, so RF&P became known to the locals here as “Relatives, Friends, and Parents.”