Learning what the word "fragile" means the hard way...

I just got off the phone talking to my buddy Rob about twenty minutes ago. It seems he did some damage to his new HO Lionel Challenger by being too rough with it. He said he went to pick it up and apparently squeezed a little to hard and both bent and broke a couple of the rockers off on one side. This doesn’t surprise me a bit because he’s always breaking something. Anyway he was asking me if I could repair it, and I flat refused by telling him that it was a little beyond my know how and that he was going to have to box it up and take it back to the shop where he bought it to get the work done. I did however remind him that when an item is labeled as being “FRAGILE”, he might want to be more careful from now on - especially when he paid as much as he did for it… Idiot.

Tracklayer

Did you ever hear the term, " a bull in a china shop"? Now you know what it means. There are some folks that have very big hands, many men do, and to be a modeler, you almost need the hands of a surgeon at times. So for those who are a “bull in a china shop” , you might want to take a course in handling dynamite first…LOL At least you will learn what “handle with care” means…lost fingers and hands tend to teach you fast.
I once watched a person using a table saw with the guide UP, and using his hands to feed a board past the blade making a very narrow cut…talk about a recipe for a disaster, he was breaking every safety rule in the book.
Tracklayer…some people learn the hard way, if they live long enough, or don’t go broke first.

And remember that, when it happens to you!

The motto of a humble MR…

By the grace of God go I

Fergie

My dear departed pappy always told me that it was never to late to learn!!! [angel]

There is always hope as long as there are perpetually patient friends!!! [:-^][:-^][:-^]

LOL. Like duu. Doing!.

I found that out when my Kato SD80MAC tried to fly.

Victor

Happy Railroading.[swg][swg]

My Atlas U33C tried to fly twice on the same day. My vintage Atlas FP7 tried to fly once too- why do i end up with suicidal engines? Tracklayer, this Rob sounds like an idiot.

Apparently my railroading ignorance knows no bounds. What the heck is a “rocker”??? TIA.

Jeff

Sad to hear, but we all make mastakes and somtimes they really grab us. Heres a protype fu fu . After loading a frt car wheel set into a 600 ton wheel demounting hydraulic press, I suddenly heard it groan, tried to quicly stop the automatic cycle…blew the back end out of the press and it rained hydraulic from the cieling longer then I care to remember.

Needless to say I just wilted as the white hats came a runnin thinking if they dont kill me I might be luckey enough to be fired… It was like a song they all sang togather, “whaaat hapend” I just said “I think I broke this thing all by myself,” Didnt get fired and the modifications to the press made it far better…lol …the ole saying “inatention kills” and Fragile is not a hamlet in france…John

Mark,

Sounds like your friend Rob would benefit from those new Model Power “all-metal” cars. I think those would probably be pretty indestructable. IS MP making locomotives in that fashion, as well?

Tom

Did they leave suicide notes? that might give a clue[:D]
My atlas fell 5 feet, and didn’t have a thing wrong with it(landed on carpet

I’m sorry Jeff. That’s slang around these parts for connection rod. Not sure how it got such a handle, but…

Tracklayer

Believe me Tom. There’s nothing on earth this guy can’t break except maybe diamond - and I’m not too sure about that.

He knows he’s clumsy and destructive, but he doesn’t seem to care. He just keeps right on going…

Tracklayer

I know how that feels. I have an HO Atlas GP7 that I picked up by the long hood one day and the body seperated from the frame, broke a few handrails coming apart too. Ooops. Well, atleast now I know how to get the shell off…

I was at the hobby store one day, prowling the aisles when one of the senior employees walked up with an armload of hard to find old time freight and passenger cars he had managed to score for me by poking around his netwrok of suppliers and distribution houses.

He was happy, I was happy, as fast as he showed me one, I was tucking it away under one arm and reaching for the next.

Inevitably, the piles shifted and one of the slick glossy lightweight cardboard boxes shot out of the pile, propelled as if it were a watermelon seed, describing a near perfect ballistic arc well away from either of us, to hit the floor about four feet away. I was embarrased, he was embarrased for me, I picked it up and we moved the conversation on to other points of discussion.

It never even occurred to me that the car would be damaged, but later on, unpacking at home, the initial assessment was grave. On first view, the boxcar seemed to be missing a truck and a coupler. This was an illusion.

Apparantly the prime impact was directly on the car’s coupler, end on to the floor. It drove the coupler back and up, shoving it entirely inside the body, and causing the car’s floor to bend in a 40 degree curve, wedgeing the coupler and truck and floor up inside the boxcar, spreading the walls out to the splitting point.

On inspection, the key to rehab was to unscrew the opposite truck, screw the screw back in the truck hole on the boxcar’s floor, and use needle-nose pliers to unseat that end of the car, removing pressure from the far end still wedged in the body. Then repeating that trick with the other end and an extra pair of hands finally freed the bent and broken boxcar floor.

The plastic of the floor was cracked, nearly through, but I hit a streak of luck. The car used a steel plate running the whole length of the floor to add weight, and it was fixed to the floor in two places to keep it from moving around. With some contact adhesive and some small clamps, I was ab

Mr. Parker: Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.
Mrs. Parker: Uh, I think that says FRAGILE, dear.
Mr. Parker: Oh, yeah.

From A Christmas Story. If you’ve seen this movie, you know what I am talking about. Makes me laugh every time… If you don’t know, search for it at www.imdb.com [:)]

Andrew

In the back of my mind, I some how knew someone was going to bring this up…

I’ve watched A Christmas Story every Christmas eve for about 20 years now.

Tracklayer

Sounds like you should give your freind a boling ball and a sladge hammer for a gift and see which one he breaks first.

I’ve got a freind of mine the same way. He brought his BLT ove to my layout the day he got it. and was hauling along pretty fast on the mainline run, when it grew wings! Needless to say it did fly! Strait to the floor! He tried to get someone else to fix it, but it took a good hit and he gave me the BLT. It took me about 4 months, but it runs good and looks good now. Don’t tell him about the body putty that is in the boiler, or the hand made front truck assembly, and host of other hand made parts. He still thinks I spent a ton of money getting it fixed.

No need to be sorry. It may be a common usage term. Any way, this friend of yours sounds like a guy that fits one of my old man’s favorite sayings:

“He could screw up a steel ball with a rubber mallet”[:D]

Jeff

alternately tell him to move up to G scale and run them on the floor in the first place![:D]