Lord Atmo's daily CNW rant. New topic each day

APRIL FOOLS!!!

heh heh. sorry. i couldn’t resist. i had to think of something REALLY good this time!

And you did–one of the best I’ve seen today! Much appreciated.

I heard C&NW engineers would be automatically qualified to run on British Rail.

heh thanks carl. i knew it’d be a great deception due to my reputation