My Top 5 RR Jokes

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I have heard a lot of railroad jokes over the years, and have come up with my top 5. Please note, these jokes are hilarious, and will probably cause uncontrollable laughter, so please warn surrounding family members and co-workers, and mayby stuff a sock in your mouth so your boss wont hear you!

Please note, these jokes may not be sutable for railroad employees due to the nature of their content.

Click the link below to go to the jokes.
www.keepsmesane.com/trainheartedguy/humor.htm

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Please note, If this is distressing or upsets someone, I just post spontanously sometimes.

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They may provoke a laugh but nix smiley faces and the rest of the animated gif’s

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Anyone else ever get that feeling that you are seeing something you dreamed about? I got it when I looked at my intro post, I think I saw it in a dream 2 years ago (Before my first visit to trains.com!). Weird feeling isn’t it?

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i don’t get it

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The word “lame” comes to mind…5 times…

LC

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“Engineers dont die they just get sidetracked.”

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You have to ask yourself which is worse The up gobbling everything up or the pennsylvania in its heyday being the bully of the east with 1/3 controling interest in N&W plus other actions. Think about it.
stay safe
joe

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I actually think this has happened to me, too! I know there’s been occaisions where I remember having thought/dreamed about the same thing. It’s never big events, but rather just being in a certain place with certain things around me. Do you think it’s ESP or something or are we both just crazy? I tend to think it’s probably the second one.

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I don’t usually think of railroads as jokes (except when I sit by the tracks for 3 hours and don’t see a single train) but now that you mention it…[swg]