Hahahahaha!!![(-D]
Bear Whiz Brewery - It’s in the water
Dicken’s Cider - Everyone loves a … you get the idea.
How about if I used a phrase I have heard for years that derives from my last name?
DeBolt’s Dead Bolt Locks Company
LOL!
When you lock our deadbolts, the bad guys are dead out of luck. They’re stuck dead outside!
So call today, and either ask for our sales personnell, Ted and Fred or Jed and Ed
Just tell em, you want to keep the bad guys locked out dead and dead out of luck!
So remember to call today for your DeBolt deadlock
Try saying THAT 10 times fast![:D]
For all you Austin Powers fans.
“In West Virginia, we have a factory that makes miniature models of factories.” There you go!
Miniature Model Factory
How about a very dangerous nightclub? I’ve always liked these two names from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series;
Slit’s Throat Emporium
Evildrome Boozarama
How about a taxidermy shop?
motto:
“You plug’em - We stuff’em”
Soprano’s fan?
Uncle Tony’s Small Business Insurance Co.
“Making sure neighborhoods stay in the Family”
Factory at the end of the Universe! Sorry, I guess I’m getting carried away with this![:D]
Tate’s Non-Permanent Magnetic Compasses - “He who has a Tates, is lost.”
How about - “(Whoever’s) Space Compression Factory”
We make space - for those who need more
From the late John Allen.
How 'bout these?
Gudder’s Bowling Balls
Alvin’s Air & Sailboat Fuel
Stuky’s Tape & Toiletpaper - anything on a roll
Homer’s Dough Factory
Terry’s Tiddlywinks
Frenchie’s English Dictionary Co.
Bee Ginning’s Bookends
Sue & Larry
It appears that we have moved beyond possable building names, into pun land.
None the less, I am saving many of the names for future layouts.
E. X. Ploe & Sons Fireworks - For when you need to go out with a Bang
T.A. Krappers Hi end Luxery Toilets
DMC Main Office???
The building structure implies an industry that requires two things. 1. A lot of light for the workers see what they are doing. 2. A weather proof or at least rain proof dock for unloading supplies or loading the finished product. This eliminates a lot of typical WV industires such as mining suppies, plumbing fixtures, logging or logging equipment.
The location being in West Virginia restricts what it can be. The major industries in WV are coal mining and logging, with very little farming which killed my first idea of a textile or clothing plant. Or does it? I was originally thinking cotton, but I discovered that they have developed a large industry around mining by-products and chemical substances like paint and synthetic fibers. This is especially true around Charleston along the Kanawah River. The logging aspect might also be out of possibility but what about related industries that use processed lumber such as furniture. This is especially true since much of the lumber is going to be hardwood like Hickory, Oak, and Walnut.
West Virginia itself is the Mountain State being the only state in the Union that is 100% in the mountains. The state bird, animal, insect, etc aren’t much help, except for the color “old gold and blue”. That has some class to it.
The era of 1960. There was the set of people that liked old and stable things, and the other set of people that were pushing for everything to be “Modern” and contemporary. Actually kind of a hokey time. I mean look at some of the commercials that come from that era… [xx(]
So with those things in mind here are my ideas (since no one else seemed to limit themselves to just one entry):
- Old Gold Fine Furniture
Furnitur
You are correct about being restricted in what it can be and still be properly placed in its location… In all that logging though- there has to be a papermill somewhere, and your building can be a stationer’s supply, a publishing house, a newspaper. A factory that produces all those novelties that you find around tourist traps…
Piedmont Paper Products- Purveyors of fine stationary
Appalachian Press- Printer of ladies magazines such as Double Wide, and Shack and Hovel Living.
The Huntington Sentinel- A Tri County consolidated newspaper, serving Huntington, Beckley, and Wheeling/Martin’s Ferry for 86 years.
U. Huggem & I. Kissem- Producer of fine handcrafted dohickey’s and dustcatcher’s, helping America Commemerate such events as a summer visit to the John Crapper Privy mueseum since 1939.
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The building structure implies an industry that requires two things. 1. A lot of light for the workers see what they are doing. 2. A weather proof or at least rain proof dock for unloading supplies or loading the finished product. This eliminates a lot of typical WV industires such as mining suppies, plumbing fixtures, logging or logging equipment.
The location being in West Virginia restricts what it can be. The major industries in WV are coal mining and logging, with very little farming which killed my first idea of a textile or clothing plant. Or does it? I was originally thinking cotton, but I discovered that they have developed a large industry around mining by-products and chemical substances like paint and synthetic fibers. This is especially true around Charleston along the Kanawah River. The logging aspect might also be out of possibility but what about related industries that use processed lumber such as furniture. This is especially true since much of the lumber is going to be hardwood like Hickory, Oak, and Walnut.
West Virginia itself is the Mountain State being the only state in the Union that is 100% in the mountains. The state bird, animal, insect, etc aren’t much help, except for the color “old gold and blue”. That has some class to it.
The era of 1960. There was the set of people that liked old and stable things, and the other set of people that were pushing for everything to be “Modern” and contemporary. Actually kind of a hokey time. I mean look at some of the commercials that come from that era… [xx(]
So with those things in mind here are my ideas (since no one else seemed to limit themselves to just one entry):
- Old Gold Fine Furniture
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Thanks to Everyone for a lot of great names !
it made chosing difficult
Mirror Image Printing was a close second
PETA World Headquarters and Cow Rescue Resort made me laugh every time i read it
This was a fun Thread and i really enjoyed reading it !
We have some very creative people here !
I’ll PM the winner For his mailing address !
Thanks again !
I demand a recount![;)][:)]
Do Hanging Chads Count ?
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I didn’t miss it, I ignored it. The building is not proper for a glass plant itself and I couldn’t think of any glass based products that would require the massively large windows in that building. Hand blown glass products? The Glass Menagerie? Nope, I couldn’t think of anything along those lines.
Likewise the paper products stuff. The greeting card company here in Denver (Solitair Cards) started in a building like that (16th & Wazee). The sun coming in the window faded and ruined the paper products too fast. They tried that sun silvery block stuff for a while but it didn’t work, so they moved next door with very few windows. The building with with windows is now a restaurant. They probably made a killing on it though since everything on 16th street is now trendy.
That’s very true !