Off topic but funny.

Model Railroader General Discussion (Model Railroader)
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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES! (USRSF).

These Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas,
Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee and North & South Carolina boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following five facts about terrorists:

  1. The season opened today.
  2. There is no limit.
  3. They taste just like chicken.
  4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
  5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq will be over IN A WEEK.

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Love it!!!

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Pretty good

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Pretty good

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where do i sign up at?

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Looks like we’ve gawt a problem. Yer from Maryland. MARYLAND ain’t in the list of states. Unless you express a great love for beer, Dale Earnhardt, and country music, you ain’t gonna be able to sign up.

(They’ll be after me soon enough. I express no interest in NASCAR, beer, or country music.)

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After they are done there could you send them to Ottawa??? (just kidding)…

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[dinner][#ditto]

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well seeing as those are all southern states and during the civil war MD was almost a southen state and would have been if the south would have taken Baltimore first i think i can slip through, plus i love nascar, country music and i am not old enough to drink yet, but close enough

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WHAT!!! THEY DON’T LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC!!! Why I oughta…That means they probably don’t like drag racing lawn mowers either…And if they don’t like pick ups, I don’t like them.

Come on Adam, us Marylanders should be included. There are enough rednecki***ypes here too.

I’m signing up too!

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This isnt funny, …because Terrorist DO NOT taste like Chicken.

These guys are going to join up, bag a Bin Boy, and get all pissed off because it tastes more like old shoes brewed in a stew of gym socks and QUIT …

Just more proof the Pentagon doesn’t think this stuff out!

[;)]

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Heh, yeah, I know. Just making a funny for you.

And no, I do not talk like that on a daily basis. Ain’t no way…[:D]

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Remember the old sports movie “Hoosiers”? Y’all forgot us over here in Indiana. Just tell us they also don’t like basketball.

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Tell Nebraskans they hate college football and I’m sure 90% of the state will sign up…

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you should add OHIO to the list (at least Southeastern Ohio) a lotta strange cats out there!!..

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Add Illinois in too. I love Country Music, Dale Earnhardt , and Dale Jr. I think the towel heads have a problem.

ICMR

Happy Railroading.[swg][swg]

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I can’t believe you people are making fun of terrorists-how disrespectful-Ted Kennedy is taking down all your names.

I thought Nebraska got out of the football game after the glory days of a national championship. Are they still fielding a team? hahahahahahaha. Don’t burn your fingers, I’m from there. When I lived there the only way you got a season ticket was through a will.