Forget Rednecks, h____ere is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks:
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
Cute.
This alo applies to Indiana.
Naaaaaaah! That’s what he said about Upstate NY (aka: the Finger Lakes).
BTW we have 4 seasons here. Almost Winter (right now), Winter, Still Winter, and Road Construction. We tend to like Winter the best because all the potholes are filled with snow. You might be from Upstate, NY if your idea of the major food groups consists of Nuts, Berries, Fish, and Venison.
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LMAO!!! [:D][(-D] Almost All of the Above:
DQ-Yes
Home Depot-Well of Course
Shorts & Parka - a Few Days ago when I went to work
Telephone - Say I’ve done it
South of Detroit - Almost but was Chicago for a Football Game
8 Hours to my Parents & 2 hours to the Wifes
BUT I only Hit a Deer ONCE but my Dad hit 3 in His Lifetime-Farming Community!
Usually only drive 80km through Blizzards
Heat & AC, Well of course, Gotta take the Frost off in the morning and the AC on When I have my Winter Parka on and it’s +20 C
Live in a City so I do Lock my Doors
Right about No Potholes in the Winter
Halloween, Dressed my Daughter in a Clown Outfit that could fit Over Parka Just in Case LOL
Snowblower - Have Two Shovels - But have Amazing Upper Body Strength
Whadda ya Mean 2 degreees, Would that be Celsius or Farenheight???
Magnum
A Canadian optimist is a guy who scrapes all the ice off his car windows before trying to start it, and ask the people living in North Dakota what it’s like in January.
Almost thought Pennsylvania was annexed to Canada for a minute, then I relaized we don’t use metric miles here!!! [(-D]
Aren’t “blue necks” bottles of LaBatts?
I live in Massachusetts, and I’ve got 2 deer to my credit. And I called 911 just today to report a dead one on the road, but I couldn’t take credit for it myself.
The east coasters drink that Labatts Blue, the rest of us drink Molson’s products. I’m a big fan of Molson Canadian, lol. I got a deer last Thursday and finished one off on Friday. I didn’t take the first shot so I can’t take credit for it. Saturday I was up in my stand wearing shorts and a t-shirt, the weather here sucks for deer hunting lately.
Hi,
To P&Slocal: It’s metric kilometers, not miles. (1 mile = 1.61 km.)
To MisterBeasley: Yes, Labatt’s Blue are called ‘blue necks’. Labatt’s AND Carling beer had their origins in my home town, London, Canada!
Molson’s is from Montreal. But still Canada, no matter what some people in Quebec think.
To TA462: No fair. You have to hunt the deer with your car or pick-up, your choice.
Blaine
NO WAY, LOL. The last time one of my vehicles went “deer hunting” it cost me 500 bucks. I’m happier in my tree stand anyways.[dinner]
If you just left hospital after 6 days and a total hip replacement and I was charged nothing.
You may be in Canada.
Alot of this applies ot Illionois
I wear shorts all year round and we only have 2 seasons, Road Construction and winter
Blaine:
That’s hilarious. Actually, you could change “Canada” to “Truckee” and you’d be right on track describing a zingy little railroad town up here in the California Sierra where I lived for several years. They have two seasons up there “Winter” and “Not.”
Tom [:D]
Hey that’s Saskatchewan he’s talking about…well, maybe…
Dairy Queen is AWFUL…BUT; If the Regina Milk Way is closed from October through April,
You may live in Saskatchewan.
If you are rail fanning in December, January, February and March and scraping the ice off on the inside of your cars windshield while waiting for a train to come by,
You may live in Canada
Frank
Hi,
"If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once…around here hitting them once usually finishes them off…but"
I bust a gut on this one!
Blaine
Yeah, I saw the same list for those of us in Michigan. I still say, though, that Sleeman’s Cream Ale is the best Canadian beer![:D]
Gerry S.
I know it’s kilometers, just joking about (or is it aboot?) the metric miles thing. I hit a beaver once. It was just after crossing the French River heading toward Sudbury. Thought I’d never get the truck under control…greasy! [:D] I like Molson and Labatt’s as well as a few of the Unibrou creations. Last time I was in Foleyet, Ont., I think everyone in the bar was drinking Budweiser though.
One other way to tell if you might be Canadian/Canadien…
If these guys are your neighbors 
…
You ARE Canadian
We don’t use metric miles up here either. I call them “Sillimetres”. The reason being that we have to travel ALMOST twice as many “Sillimetres” to equal a mile. [(-D] As far as I am concerned, If the good Lord had meant for us to use metric, he would not have allowed someone to invent the REAL, (IMPERIAL) measurements in the first place. Just my opinion, for what it is worth. Or about [2c].
By the way, my car still registers everything in REAL Imperial measurements. Just the way I like it and all my thermometers are set to Fahrenheit.
You just HAVE to know your comfort zone and mine is definitely NOT METRIC and never will be.
Blue Flamer.
True story: If you find yourself bouncing across a frozen lake on a pitch dark January night inside something called a “Bombardier”, while simultaneously wondering who determined that the best way to heat the inside of a vehicle constructed primarily out of plywood was to use a wood stove…
You must be visiting Saskatchewan.