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Model Railroader General Discussion (Model Railroader)
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Here’s another for the delete box. I find it strange that my jokes are deleted, but we can have a thread about what mythbusters would do to your layout. How stupid.

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?” She asked.

“Hunting Flies” He responded.

“Oh… Killing any?” She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”

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you are right - Off topic.

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So, do it this way:

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?” She asked.

“Hunting Flies” He responded.

“Oh… Killing any?” She asked.

“Yep, 3 newbies, 2 experienced modellers,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?”

He responded, “3 were on the Polar Express, 2 were on the old weathered Shay.”

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Then there are those that are on the Bi-Polar Express.

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Cute Chip

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Three were DC and two were DCC? Hmmmm. Better not . . . could start a fight here!

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I’m multi polar, thank you very much. [:-^]

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Hey, Rob, it made it through the day. Maybe it pays to stay down on page 4 for a while.

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This is getting good.

Victor

Happy Railroading.[swg][swg]

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I was going to post that at the coffee shop somtime but never got around to it. It’s a good joke.

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Well, I know that’s where things like this go, but I have DSL, and it still takes a while for the coffee shop to come up. I like to laugh, and I thought other people did, too that’s why I posted it here and put “off topic” on it. They still deleted my fart joke. With everything else that’s been off topic posted here, I thought that was kinda snobbish. I mean not everybody wants to sift through a bagillion pages of coffee shop. I know I don’t.

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I e-mailed both the original and the one quoted to a friend of mine who is a MR nut and he e-mailed back, and I quote:

“LMAO on the first… but wondering why someone would have both a Polar Express AND a Shay - in the kitchen - drawing flies! Check the drivers for rail kill!” [;)][;)][:D][:D]