Okay, open Forum, off-topic, or whatever (grab a cup and sit)

Torby,

I’m going to let you in on one of the navy’s best kept secrets; the only difference between a fairytale and a sea story is that the former starts with “once upon a time” and the latter starts with " now this ain’t no s_ _ _ ".

Walt

Thought you folks might like this

[:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D]

Tim

Yep, that’s what it says. [:D][:D][:D][:D]

And today we went outside and had some fun with our Garden RR

Tim, being from Southern California, that white stuff is snow. Don’t feel to badly about not knowing. The Chief didn’t know either. [:D][:D]

A short video will be posted today of the Garden RR running in the snow on the CTT forum’s photo fun post.

Capt Joe
No,I did not visit ant other spots other than the Alamo and a ride on the Riverwalk boat.
Rained through the entire cruise. Watched the Mardi Gras on the river while supping a John Smiths( a British brew).

When I got a phone call asking me to escort a patient from Granada;Spain to San Antonio, one word flashed through my mind. ALAMO. I even stayed a extra night at my own expense in a hotel on the Riverwalk so I could take the tour.

When telling some americans that I was taking timeout to visit the monument, they said I would be disappointed. I wouldn`t be. I knew the history and what was left. When listening to some of the party while the Tour guide spoke, it was obvious that the fictional films had an effect on their interpretation of the battle. Mind you, there is a lot of myth surrounding the battle.

I think we are the same the world over. We dont visit our own historic buildings but we tour every other countries. When I showed my grown up son photos of my visit, he said whats this Alamo then?
A memorable day. Shame I couldn`t find anything I wanted in the local Hobby /Train shop.

All the best
Ian P

This should clear things up:

Any redlegs (slang for artillery men. Dates back to the days when the Artillery branch was signified by a red stripe on the uniform pants. Red= artillery, Blue= infantry Yellow= cavalry. The same color coding holds true today on unit crests and guidons.) out there that can talk to me about normal stuff like the BCU (Battery Computer Unit- a digital fire direction computer that uses a DOS based operating system. Although somewhat phased out now, it is a rock solid and reliable piece of equipment and nearly indestructible in the hands of a soldier) or AFATDS (Automated Field Artillery Tactical Data System- a windows based replacement for the BCU, it can compute a fire mission for weapon systems that aren’t even in the inventory, but it has cool graphics to impress the General with) and maybe a hot sticked (slang for a fire mission processed with accurized data collected from actual firing of the cannons. In manual gunnery, a “stick” is a type of slide rule graduated for gunnery purposes. A “hot stick” is a slide rule that has the accurized data applied in the form of modified manufacturer hair lines. In automated processing, even though a “stick” is not used, it is still referred to as a “hot stick”, some have been using the term “hot box” but that to me means a fire inside the computer) DPICM (Dual Purpose Improved Conventional Munitions. A very nasty type of artillery round that disperses up to 140 sub-munitions grenades over the target area) with a little shake and bake (A combined munitions targeting method that uses standard high explosives mixed wi

No need to apologise about the jargon. I’ve actually learned something - thanks Walt and others for putting me straight. I have a son in the Royal Australian Navy who has crossed paths (and alcohol) with sailors from the US navy in Singapore and the Gulf. I cop his jargon all the time!

A boomer is slang for a Kangaroo. It is rarely used in common jargon. We simply refer to them as ‘Roos’. It is mainly used by 2 section of society: Our national basketball team, following a tradition to use the species as mascots for the national team by Rugby League (Kangaroos) Rugby Union (Wallabies), Soccer (Socceroos) and our olympic Soccer team (Olyroos). The Australian Basketball team call themselves the Boomers.

There is also a Christmas carol by Rolf Harris called “6 white boomers” and talks about Santa’s r

hi guys i used to work at the hunters point navil shipyard one of my jobs was operating stationery dry docks #4 was 1285 feet long 58 feet deep and big enough for a battel shis or any aircraftcarrier… p.s… the photo of the sub looks like it is in a floating drydock.

i once worked at the us naval shipyard at hunters point in san francisco california we had dry docks that held 4 subs. these were the smallest dry docks on the base ; dry dock #4 was 58 foot deep and 1285 foot long.we also had at the time the worlds largest bridge crane it could lift sea going tug boat out of the harbor and put them upright on the dock.

Cool day here, supposed to rain starting tomorrow all the way till Friday, sheesh! I am getting tired of this winter, I have only managed to do 2 things in the yard this winter, Jack, and, well, you know…Last winter we only got 4 inches of rain this year so far we are at 20 inches downtown and over 30" at my house. Winter is my yard building time and I havent been able to due anything except watch the weeds grow where I’m supposed to building planters…By the time Mudslide season is over and it clears up enough to start work again it will slide straight into Hot-as-Hades Season…well, at least the weeds don’t grow when its a 101 in the shade!

VSMITH
2-14-05- IT’S RAINNING here today ,i wanted to check my out side tracks , i see i got to put some ballast in and check the little screws in the track , and it will take some time out their before i can run . the weather played a big part of the problems this year.
ben[:(]

We’ll I see blue skys outside, but some clouds, we’re supposed to get rain eventually.

Got off real fortunate these yesterday, I was driving home yesterday when I got behind someone doing 40 %$^# mph on the freeway! I signalled and began to move over and around this idiot when they changed lanes right back in front of me!!! at 40mph !!! So I move over yet one more lane and accelerate pasted them and back into the second lane, I guess I cut the idiot pretty close 'cause next thing I see are flashing red and blue lights! CHP. I pull off the freeway and explained to the officer what happened, he knew because he must have been right behind us, he gave me a warning and informed me, and THIS is what I want EVERYONE here to know, that if when I pulled back in front of the idiot if I had hit my brakes, which I’ve seen others out here do, that I would have been subject to arrest and impound of vehicle!!! I didnt know that!!! Wow!!! i just wanted to get as far from that knucklehead driver as could get, I wasn’t thinking of harrassing them, the fact that the officer saw the bonehead change lanes in front of me is why I got off with a warning and not a day in traffic school. Later Vic

Was it Ponch, John or both?[:D]

It looked like John, Didnt you know, out here Ponch has been busy selling desert land as vacation homes[D)][?]

OK I had to share this, the newest preview for “the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy” is on Amazon right now so I have to post a link…it might be pretty good afterall!

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/subst/home/home.html/103-4496129-2259840

This is way too cool not to share…this is a short film made by a guy using only his home computer and commercially available software, so sit back and enjoy …

Driving in LA…on the 405!

www.405themovie.com/view.asp

Vic
That 405 film was ace.

Vic, that movie would not have been possible without Dwight D. Eisenhower, he devised the interstste highway system with keeping in mind it might have to be used as an airstrip. He learned this from watching the German Army use the autobaun in the transportation of military goods. Ours was built in the event War, during the cold war.

See Mom I did learn somthing in school[:D]

Heads up for LA forum readers…

UCLA is going to show Buster Keatons masterpiece “The General” this Saturday with full blown live organ accompanyment but Dig-nabbed I found out too late and couldnt get great seats! Oh Well at least I still got tickets! they are in the balcony but they are still good seats!!! This saturday at 2pm! Contact UCLA Royce Hall for info!

I’d call now if your interested!

The 405 movie’s great[wow]

Very appropriate ending[:-,]

In Australia if Iv’e got it right a boomer is a large male kangaroo in full flight; hopping in long powerful leaps and his feet barely touch the ground. This has been inuse in this country for more than a century so i gues thi is another thing the yanks have copied from us aussies.

Did you know that this type of travel is the most efficient a ground animal can have in all the world.

Talking about calling names what goes down in one country can mean something different in another country and we should all react that way not only in what we write but in what we understand of what is written.

For instance Brian you are a galah and joe you are a dingo. I defy you to take offence at that as you have no idea of what it means and i also defy the powers that be to delete the words “galah” and "dingo"as they have threatened to do. They have no idea of what they mean either so how can they regard themm as offebsive.

I hold both these blokes in high regard so they will know i didn’t mean it; just using it as an example.

regrds Ian