Had to pass this one along for your entertainment. My emphasis…
Metra riders leap off moving train
Next station was 2 minutes away, say baffled cops
February 10, 2008 By Shamus Toomey
Staff Reporter/stoomey@suntimes.com
In an act that left investigators shaking their heads in disbelief, two men who missed their stop opened the doors of a moving Metra train and jumped into the gravel and snow in west suburban Clarendon Hills on Saturday.
And they weren’t exactly youngsters. Police said the jumpers were ages 68 and 56.
The next stop was only about two minutes away.
“It goes without saying that’s a pretty ridiculous thing to do,” said Clarendon Hills police Cmdr. Ted Jenkins. "These people are lucky to be alive. . . . It’s just one of those things where you say, ‘What was going through their heads?’ "
The westbound train was traveling an estimated 20 to 25 mph when the two made the leap about a quarter mile past the Clarendon Hills stop just after 11 a.m. Saturday.
No one on the train saw how they opened the doors, Jenkins said, adding that video cameras did not capture their jumps.
One man was found facedown in the snowbank about four feet from the railroad tracks. The other was walking around near the other man, police said.
The men, both from Clarendon Hills, were hospitalized with non-life-threatening injuries. Their names were not released. Police said they were looking into possible charges.
When questioned by investigators, the men offered a range of stories. They first said they had been hit by the train. Then they said the doors closed and dragged them for four blocks. Then they said they intended to get off at Clarendon Hills, but the train didn’t stop, Jenkins