Looks like German to me, but it has been many years.
Be careful! My wife - a natural blonde - sometimes reads this forum looking over my shoulder. I most certainly do not want here beating me severely about the head and shoulders with a cast-iron skillet!
me no understand foren languege.[D)]
I’m going to catch hell for this…
Why are there no Baby Amtraks?
Because they pullout of the station on time… [:-^]
That one IS bad.
I’m going to catch hell for this…
Why are there no Baby Amtraks?
Because they pullout of the station on time… [:-^]
That one IS bad.
i dont get it[sigh]
Q. Did you hear about the blood test for SPFs (slobbering Pennsy Fans)?
A. Draw the blood; if it’s tuscan red you’ve got a SPF.
Q. Did you hear about the blood test for Vulcan SPFs?
A. Draw the blood; if it’s brunswick green you’ve got a Vulcan SPF.
Yes, this is a German page. cartoons
But the pictures tell themselfes. And: Pictures are linked to a larger view, click on them.
Wolfgang
Q. why are union pacificslocos painted yellow?
A. because there inishals are U P
I’ve heard that one, but with two dumb blondes.
Are there any other kind of Blondes?
OOPS. I better not let my D.I.L. read that one. She’s blonde and she was smart enough to catch my wirst born.
Irv
Be careful! My wife - a natural blonde - sometimes reads this forum looking over my shoulder. I most certainly do not want here beating me severely about the head and shoulders with a cast-iron skillet!
Hey what your wife doesn’t know won’t hurt you. [:-^] I don’t tell my wife about my model railroead related purchases and I am still alive. [swg]
And as a model railroader I am sure you don’t tell her everything.
Irv
Q. Did you hear about the blood test for SPFs (slobbering Pennsy Fans)?
A. Draw the blood; if it’s tuscan red you’ve got a SPF.
Q. Did you hear about the blood test for Vulcan SPFs?
A. Draw the blood; if it’s brunswick green you’ve got a Vulcan SPF.
I don’t get it.
[(-D][(-D][(-D]
there was a blind and a red head driveing a train, the red was the enginer and the blond was the condutor, train got stuck by lightning and the blond got shocked and the red didnt and so the bland asked why didn’t you get shoked? the red siad because im not a conductor.
Q. why are union pacificslocos painted yellow?
A. because there inishals are U P
Now that’s funny![(-D]
I’m going to catch hell for this…
Why are there no Baby Amtraks?
Because they pullout of the station on time… [:-^]
…or maybe they never make it into the station on time?
4 hours of eastbound train travel from New Orleans would probably put you in Florida.
Kind of reminds me of the problem I give my Algebra students: a train leaves NYC heading west at 50 mph and an hour later a train leaves Chicago heading east on a parallel track at 40 mph. If it’s 800 miles between NYC and Chicago, how far apart are the trains when they meet?
Don’t work too hard on this one, remember the subject of this post.
It’s a trick question. One is on the NYCs water level route and the other is running on the Pennsy mainline!
user=“Been Nothing Since Frisco (BNSF)”]
I’m going to catch hell for this…
Why are there no Baby Amtraks?
Because they pullout of the station on time… [:-^]
That one IS bad.
i dont get it[sigh]
I’ve never been on an Amtrak train that “pulled out” on time [;)]
Kind of reminds me of the problem I give my Algebra students: a train leaves NYC heading west at 50 mph and an hour later a train leaves Chicago heading east on a parallel track at 40 mph. If it’s 800 miles between NYC and Chicago, how far apart are the trains when they meet?
Don’t work too hard on this one, remember the subject of this post.
Depends on the spacing between the parallel tracks. [swg]
user=“Been Nothing Since Frisco (BNSF)”]
I’m going to catch hell for this…
Why are there no Baby Amtraks?
Because they pullout of the station on time… [:-^]
That one IS bad.
i dont get it[sigh]
I’ve never been on an Amtrak train that “pulled out” on time [;)]
We have two Amtrak trains that originate here in Charlotte.
They pretty much always pull out on time.
… now ARRIVING on time is a different story.
traonfreak, whats with the f unit shell on a northern chasy and wheels?
traonfreak, whats with the f unit shell on a northern chasy and wheels?
Haha, Scott’s Steasel is a pretty good joke! Its a Steasel-Steam/Diesel…