rail jokes

Looks like German to me, but it has been many years.

Be careful! My wife - a natural blonde - sometimes reads this forum looking over my shoulder. I most certainly do not want here beating me severely about the head and shoulders with a cast-iron skillet!

me no understand foren languege.[D)]

That one IS bad. :wink:

i dont get it[sigh]

Q. Did you hear about the blood test for SPFs (slobbering Pennsy Fans)?

A. Draw the blood; if it’s tuscan red you’ve got a SPF.

Q. Did you hear about the blood test for Vulcan SPFs?

A. Draw the blood; if it’s brunswick green you’ve got a Vulcan SPF.

Yes, this is a German page. cartoons

But the pictures tell themselfes. And: Pictures are linked to a larger view, click on them.

Wolfgang

Q. why are union pacificslocos painted yellow?

A. because there inishals are U P

Hey what your wife doesn’t know won’t hurt you. [:-^] I don’t tell my wife about my model railroead related purchases and I am still alive. [swg]

And as a model railroader I am sure you don’t tell her everything.

Irv

I don’t get it.

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there was a blind and a red head driveing a train, the red was the enginer and the blond was the condutor, train got stuck by lightning and the blond got shocked and the red didnt and so the bland asked why didn’t you get shoked? the red siad because im not a conductor.

Now that’s funny![(-D]

…or maybe they never make it into the station on time?

It’s a trick question. One is on the NYCs water level route and the other is running on the Pennsy mainline!

I’ve never been on an Amtrak train that “pulled out” on time [;)]

Depends on the spacing between the parallel tracks. [swg]

We have two Amtrak trains that originate here in Charlotte.

They pretty much always pull out on time.

… now ARRIVING on time is a different story.

traonfreak, whats with the f unit shell on a northern chasy and wheels?

Haha, Scott’s Steasel is a pretty good joke! Its a Steasel-Steam/Diesel…