Does anyone here have any good railroad jokes? Post away!!!
I saw also the Lord sitting upon a throne, high and lifted up, and his train filled the temple. (Isaiah 6:1)
And he made the table; (Exodus 35:10)
twenty cubits was the length thereof, according to the breadth of the house; and ten cubits was the breadth thereof, (I Kings 6:3)
being in the form (Philippians 2:6)
of the island. (Isaiah 34:14)
But Peter said, “Not so, Lord; for (Acts 10:14)
every wise hearted man, (Exodus 36:2)
working with his hands the thing which is good, (Ephesians 4:28)
against the wall of the house he built.” (I Kings 6:5)
But God said unto him, (Luke 12:20)
“I am the LORD, I change not.” (Malachi 3:6)
The LORD hath made all things (Proverbs 16:4)
on the table, (Luke 22:21)
Unto the mountains, and to the hills, to the rivers, and to the valleys, (Ezekiel 36:6)
and the towns thereof. (I Chronicles 7:28)
And make straight paths for your (Hebrews 12:13)
train. (Proverbs 22:6)
Them of old time (Matthew 5:21)
have made them crooked paths: whosoever goeth therein, (Isaiah 59:8)
sudden destruction cometh upon them. (I Thessalonians 5:3)
The crooked shall be made straight, and the rough ways shall be made smooth. (Luke 3:5)
And God said, “Let there be (Genesis 1:6)
horses (II Kings 2:11)
of iron.” (Deuteronomy 3:11)
And he made in Jerusalem engines, invented by cunning men, (II Chronicles 26:15)
of brass (Ex 27:2)
very precious; (Mk 14:3)
Mountains, with (Ezekiel 35:8)
four wheels (Eze 10:9)
and eight (Ex 36:9)
and two (Gen 7:9)
with the tender. (Song 2:13)
They shall run like (Joel 2:7)
a watch. (Matthew
Did you just make that up yourself? You must really know a lot about the bible.
No, I actually got that from somewhere else, but I have been studying the Bible for years. I love theology.
I found where I picked this up at. It’s here.
There’s some other good stuff there too!
No wonder your train ran so good in your video, PC!!
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Terry
Why don’t steam locomotives sit down? THEY ALWAYS HAVE A TENDER BEHIND! Hey nobody said they had to be good jokes…
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Great joke, Philip.
This thread is about to
I get it! Penn Central was a joke! Clever.
Now what idiot parked there?
Now I get it as well.
Did you hear about the engineer who really wanted to run the switch engine but he wouldn’t work for a standard gauge railroad. Only a 3’ narrow gauge?
Yeah, he wanted to be part of the yard crew…
Why do ducks have flat feet?
From stomping out burning forest fires.
Well then, why do elephants have flat feet?
From stomping out burning ducks.
Why do train men have flat feet.
Actually it’s a different part of their anatomy that gets flat…
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What railroad couldn’t keep their engines shiny?
The Erie!
Huh? Why was that?
It’s because of Lackawaxen.
Why doesn’t anyone like to play volleyball with a track worker?
Because they keep spiking the ball.
Charlie (don’t get me started) Comstock
Why were the robber barons so ruthless?
Because it takes a tough man to make a locomotive tender.
I got to drive one of those jokes when I was a kid![8D]
Not a joke, but I like the cartoon MR just had about not being able to claim fried decoders on your taxes!
Why was the engineer charged with drunk driving?
Somebody gave him a highball.
Douglas was being evaluated for mental problems and was asked by the doctor, ‘If a train was coming down the hallway toward you, what would you do?’
Douglas replied, ‘I would get in my helicopter and fly away!’
The doctor then asked, ‘Where did you get a helicopter from?’
Douglas replied, 'The same place you got that [censored] train![banghead]
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