While we’re on the topic, a lot of the posts here require considerable support & I don’t know about you blokes but frankly the G-strings I’ve seen would leave me with very little visible means of support. I would find myself literally hanging out for the right answers.
While I am not opposed to airing my shortcomings I’m not sure this is the right place, we all have our differences but I would prefer not to air mine here.
On top of which if you changed the name of the forum as suggested the information would have to be very accurate or you could find yourselves having a very close shave with She Who Must Be Obeyed…
Hey there,
Winnipeg…in the heart of it all. Mild here today…only -7. Later eh…Brian.
I was recently the author of a “Radio Drama” where I used some similar humor…
Here is an excerpt from "“Some Sunday Mourning,” An episode from my Radio Drama (sit com) One Night in Corpus Christi …
"Mr. Parkinson: “My Friend, you read my mind! Were like one being…one great singular intelligence working together. It’s like we share a brain!
Honey: (passing through to do some chore) “If you ask me, you do!” (laughs)
Douglas: " (annoyed) Honey, why can’t you be more supportive of me in front of the neighbors!”
Honey: "Doug, I’m your wife, not a bra. I don’t get excited whenever I see to boobs standing together.” (laughs turning to applause) (exits)
Douglas: "Ooooo! That woman! Remind me to let you in on my new book project…The “Therapeutic Properties of Divorce!”
If you are curious about it you can catch up on it at the following links…
Episode 1: “The Best Introduction: Bar None”
http://www.ericvonwade.com/community/display.asp?post_id=21782&board=1&board_name=General
Episode 2: “Home is Where the Hurt Is!”
http://www.ericvonwade.com/community/display.asp?post_id=22137&board=1&board_name=General
Episode 3:“Some Sunday Mourning”
http://www.ericvonwade.com/community/display.asp?post_id=22438&board=1&board_name=General
If you all really like them, and it alright with Rene… I could post them here. There may be some language issues, a few choice words, toucht subjects…they are after all, elements of social and political commentary. I thinkI would rather just place a link for those who might be interested!
Capt floating Bobber, I love the way you said I sez , in your reply, could be another name in there for you. Foghorn Leghorn, the floating rooster, from slower Lower Delaware!!! I sez, I sez, Look at me when I m talkin to ya boy, well say somethin boy, your gums are flappin but no words are comin out!!! Just loved it. Regards; from one Capt to another!!!
And here I thought that only old farts remembered Foghorn Leghorn! Remember way back I tole you that you sounded a lot like me!
The other one I liked was the 3 bears where papa sail @#$#@$(&&^%, and u just knew he was a cussin up a storm!
Now Rene goinna get after us cause we not on the off topic forum. I’m gone!
Have yourself a great healthy week Cap. Gotta go back myself to captaining myself now, time to get to work!!! Signing off.