Q: What’s the first line of the logger’s national anthem?
A: “Oh Shay can you see…”
Q: What do you call a geared steam loco bouncing off the canyon walls?
A: Rico-Shay
Q: First locomotive to rule a south american country?
A: Pino-Shay
Q: Where do geared steam fans play baseball?
A: Shay Stadium
Q: What do you call a medieval weapon that’s made from a locomotive?
A: Trebu-Shay
Geared Steam Fanatic Says: “There’s nothing better than a shay!”
Only Possible Response: “Two Shay”
Q: What’s a geared steam fanatic’s wife’s hobby?
A: Cro-Shay
Q: What do geared steam fanatics read to get a thrill?
A: Heisler
Q: What do you call a disreputable logging lawyer?
A: A Shay-ster
Q: Why do geared steam fans read mystery books?
A: For the climax
Q: Why do they then stop?
A: The anti-climax
Q: What asian geared steam fans eat?
A: Su-Shay
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John
IVRW
October 14, 2010, 11:00am
2
Lol. Im just guessing someone is all up and about on geared locomotives today? [(-D]
Yeah, I just received my second Shay yesterday. I’ve got Shay fever.
John
BATMAN
October 14, 2010, 11:12am
4
I thought that was pretty funny.
What Shay you?[:D]
BATMAN
October 14, 2010, 11:15am
6
What’s the first thing your wife says when you tell her your expanding the layout to the next room.
SHAY IT"S NOT SO!!![:'(]
IVRW
October 14, 2010, 11:25am
7
Shay, thats nice… You got any pictures to show us?
galaxy
October 14, 2010, 12:49pm
8
What does the new logging company have to figgure out?
To shay or not to shay, that is the question.
Tu-Shay.
Thanks, now you have ME doing it…
What do you call an Irish geared locomotive? Shaymus
What do you use to dry a geared locomotive after washing it? a Shay-me
How do you blend a logging layout in with a room?
FENG SHAY!
Sorry, I didn’t quite hear that. What did you guys Shay?
0-6-0
October 14, 2010, 5:03pm
13
What did the logging engineer say when they told him he was getting a new diesel? shay it aint so. Didn’t Humphrey Bogart use the word shay in his moves.
Thanks for the laughs Frank
tbdanny
October 14, 2010, 5:49pm
14
Chocolate milk-shay, anyone? [:D]
galaxy
October 14, 2010, 6:05pm
15
Anyone want to sa-shay down to the logging river and watch the mill work?
What did the logger waiting in the woods say? some day my shay will come in.