SPECIAL Sunday Photo Fun (Addendum, Not the real one)

As most of you know, our own Chief has been one of the very fortunate few in the entire nation, that has been able to purchase a new residence, within the past week.

I was able to find a lot of this information out within the past 10 days, but have not been able to share it, considering all the other NEWS, Train wreck in LA, Hurricane Ike, Wall Street Activity Monday, Weather Issues across the midwest, continued Wall St. decline, another Train Wreck… Just a LOT!!!

But anyway here is the stuff;

It all started with that new Frank Eagles, Roseyville Elementary School. Now Chief had good intentions when as Mayor he put into place a couple of new laws.

The first was pretty well received, When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
The second however created a lot of concern and ill will; Raising the minimum drinking age to 32 years of age!! It seems he was trying to keep alcohol out of the schools.

As that created quite a scandal, and he practically ran out of town. But fortunately he had managed to win the 3 million dollar state lottery; and elected to take the $3 per year option for a million years. With this new found wealth he was able to purchase the property in Va… As typ

…and some of these folks procreate…[(-D]

OOPS ! I think I may have offended a few.

Don, Nope…I think it was great.

Chuck

I thought it was funny, although I don’t know if I’d want to boil weenies in an old bath tub.

When I get told on the phone by Don Baker to go look at a thread and it is started by Don Baker, something is up!!! Well gang, all I can say is the above is better than Mr. Baker has in Caleforney. [(-D] Pure jealousy. Always trying to catch up with the Eagles. [:-^]

Da only ting DON forgot was the toothless SOUTHERNERS as a result of drinking to much SWEET TEA.

laz57

Laz,

Actually the “toothbrush” was patented by a guy from the south in 1885. Otherwise, it would have been known as the “teethbrush”.

Pssssst! Key word: Improvation

Main Entry:
im·pro·vise ![ Listen to the pronunciation of improvise|16x11](http://www.merriam-webster.com/images/audio.gif)
Pronunciation:
\ˈim-prə-ˌvīz *also* ˌim-prə-ˈ\
Function:
*verb*
Inflected Form(s):
im·pro·vised; im·pro·vis·ing
Etymology:
French *improviser,* from Italian *improvvisare,* from *improvviso* sudden, from Latin *improvisus,* literally, unforeseen, from *in-* + *provisus,* past participle of *providēre* to see ahead - more at [provide](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/provide)
Date:
1826

transitive verb 1 : to compose, recite, play, or sing extemporaneously 2 : to make, invent, or arrange offhand 3 : to make or fabricate out of what is conveniently on hand <improvise a meal> intransitive verb : to improvise something - im·pro·vis·er or im·pro·vi·sor Listen to the pronunciation of improvisor-ˌvī-zər, -ˈvī-\ noun

Holy phonics, Grayson!

**Don…**if you offended anyone, do it some more. [tup] Wiping tears from my eyes from laughter. When the Chief’s away the Yanks will play…

**Chief…**for Don to catch up with the Eagles, he’d have to wack himself in the leg with a sledge hammer. [:D]

Jack

Grayson–

Did you mean “improvisation”?