Steam Glory Captioning Competition (A little fun)

Trains Magazine General Discussion
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Hello everyone.

Let’s have a little contest to see who can come up with the best steam glory captions for the following pictures (like in The Last of Steam and Highball: A Pageant of Trains). Here are the pictures:

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3.)

Sincerely,
Daniel Parks

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  1. Say Bill, burning tires really works !
  2. GO AHEAD ! BACK UP !
  3. Only 650,000 miles on this baby, got a trade-in?
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  1. Hey MTV. PIMP MY RIDE!
  2. Leaving space station! Warp 5!
  3. So you say your Toyota also has 4 cylinders?
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LOL!

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  1. Smoke what smoke!!
  2. I can’t see over the tender.
    3 I need 25000 gallons of water and 15 tons of coal ASAP.
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  1. Love those ALCO’s,even the steam engines belch black smoke. LOL
  2. Which end is forward,Jed ?
  3. Is this station self serve ? Guess we better get to shovelen,Jed. Or there ain’t no way were gonna get to Ogden tonight.

Patrick

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#1. What do you mean.the Pentrex crew never showed up? I made all this smoke just for them!
#2. REAL articulateds have the cab in the front!
#3.I KNOW we were pulling 100 reefers when we left Laramie [:0].

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  1. I think I beat the ALCO…[:-,]
  2. Whered my tender go???
  3. (to guy beside it) I’ll race ya[;)]
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1.) Take that, you stupid 2-8-8-4! (Wannabe Big Boy)
or
1.) You’re gonna scrap me? Go ahead–just try. Make my day.
2.) Do we have to go rescue the CP Huntington, again?
3.) Now, you’re sure we were supposed to deliver this thing to AT&SF?
or
3.) What’d’ya think about the odds of gettin’ an H-N-L inspirator over at the Kragen?

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  1. Look at me! I am a honorary GE.[:D]
  2. Didn’t we order a tender with these?
  3. I look clean up wait, this can’t be? I’m a UP engine.
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1.) If only I had gotten called for a night call, I wouldn’t have to put out steam glory.

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  1. Its working the towns volunteer fire dept is coming this way!
    2.Pick a stall any stall.
    3.Hope that foamer gets my good side! or 3 Yup just got her this baby may not go 0-60 fast but I swear I will pull your house from here to sunday!
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2.) Fwwhh, I sure hope we don’t have to go rescue the C. P. Huntington tommorrow!

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3.) Do we have to go rescue that cab forward again?

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1.) OOH! That Wyoming semi-bi, just doesn’t agree with me! I hope the Division Super is not around. I heard they ordered more GP9s.2.) OK Snerdly tell me how you got the cab forward out on the table! Now, How will I explain this to the FRA? 3.) I am sure proud of my Locomotive, now- How do I get It home?

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1.) Now THIS is turbocharger lag!

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1 All right who put the oil sands in with my coal.
2. I know that tender is around here somewhere.
3. What happened to my train! Oh crap I left it in Cheyene man that conductoris going to have my *** on a platter.

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  1. DIESELS? I"LL SHOW THEM!!!
  2. Look man, where is Donner Pass?
  3. Come on…we’re going to LAGRANGE!!!
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1.) Dynamo thinking “Hey, what about me. I’m putting out some steam.”
2.) Turntable thinking “I wi***hey didn’t have to keep rescuing the C. P. Huntington.”
3.) The next person to not say “wow” is gonna get it big time.

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2.) Who you callin a Mallet?
3.) X4019 was supposed to get here three hours ago. Where can it be?!