Not much of a sense of humor, have you?
I enjoyed quite a few years playing rugby union and a few more years after that as a rugby referee. Since rugby players don’t wear any armour, injuries are less of an issue than in American football.
Sort of back on topic. Two years ago I was in the London Transport Museum in Acton Town and in their vast collection of stuff were rugby and boxing trophies from the Metropolitan line’s teams. From 1903 and thereabouts. The boxers all had handlebar moustaches, too. The annex is open only a few times a year and you must make a reservation but it is amazing! If I was younger (and bigger) I’d play rugby.
I thought the most common North American narrow gauge was 3’-6"?
No, it’s three feet, or, 36", but I can see where the misconception could come from.
The locomotives are rather large for cape guage anyways. Rebuilding for 3’ gauge would be both expensive and rather unwise/unsafe; they’d be real top heavy.