I’ve got the first ten pages of a never ending story compiled below. I want to eventually do the whole thing, as complete as I can get it. If you want to help, post that you will and what pages you plan on doing so somebody else doesn’t do the same thing. Any help would be appreciated on this project. P.S. The little print exe. (1)means the start of a new page. One final thing, the views of this story do not necessarily reflect the views of this poster, namely me. So here goes:
(1)My train layout is so big its a M.E.S.S. Maintenance is hard my bench work collapsed! and now I sit broken hearted, wondering, “whats Next?” and then my wife says ohhhh you need more money to build a second layer but I need to stop buying a new pair of brass 4884’s. I went on to purchase instead a 4664 Which is the (2)very epitome of looks over substance. Maybe i should sell it to grumpy old man who smiles fondly at broken diesels. But all is silent for a noisy Athearn engine. Although now I have a layout bigger then my house. My wife said to me make it bigger. 100,000x100,000 is still to small for me to get around the dang house.(3) So I’ll run longer faster trains on my bigger and better layout. Suddenly, you realize you’re not alone there is a feeling of doom! Is okay for dead people but not for a beautiful model railroad. Bachmann HO geeps are worse than my TYCO F3s. Oh the humanity[:0]of broken engines and shattered dreans I move forward in life forever4to railfan peacefully. Passenger trains rule frieght trains drool!!! Love those Hudsons and those Columbias. And don’t forget the great Allegheny’s engines of superiority which rule supreme [bow] only in dreams. Big boys rule especially out west where alleghanies don’t CHOO CHOO PSSSHHHH[(-D][(-D] [(-D] the challenger’s good but yellowstones dominate. But aren’t we supposed to be versed
passengers going to the local circus in a M.E.S.S Who is Gomez Addams??? have a differant different problem coming: a major snowstorm!
With Snowplow attached The train departs from the station Into the abbyss and down the valley. The whistle echoes across the mountain causing an avalanche; passengers feel Christmassie as snow but hope the snow doesn’t bury My Big OL New York CentralStreamline passenger train Big Sky Blue Heading out west towards the big SD80 with a SD40-2 in tow with a long intermodel freight and helpers at the rear. An Amtrak Genesis speeds by hauling Superliner cars full of happy slightly tipsy passengers and an angry grumpy old man The train passes over steep rock and across gorges up into a
this is page 11 and 12, who’s next ?
hey Fergmiester how many pages do i have to compile for some Kudos ?
I dont know what KUDOS is but I JUST WANT SOME, (is it anything like stars ? wannahave them tooo! )
…dimly lighted tunnel grumps drunk on hobo brew but the crew presses on oblivious to the smoke from the fire of the cab-forward and the cab-backward. Oh, this story can go on forever, fuled by the fires of limitless imagination and a big 4884 northern lettered for Me and You railroad company and Anywhere but here Hey Boxcar Willie, where’s your friend? In the can I said where’s yours, in the dinner I said?? “no” he replied “he’s smashed in the lounge car.” but the lounge car was left out in the middle of No-where drinks would NOT flow so freely through our bodies if we were riding an excursiion in the middle of the Rockies while negotiating curves. Next page 15, your up Fergmiester[:D]
Notice to readers: This will NOT make the NY Times best seller list!!
Noah 1-10
(1)My train layout is so big its a M.E.S.S. Maintenance is hard my bench work collapsed! and now I sit broken hearted, wondering, “whats Next?” and then my wife says ohhhh you need more money to build a second layer but I need to stop buying a new pair of brass 4884’s. I went on to purchase instead a 4664 Which is the (2)very epitome of looks over substance. Maybe i should sell it to grumpy old man who smiles fondly at broken diesels. But all is silent for a noisy Athearn engine. Although now I have a layout bigger then my house. My wife said to me make it bigger. 100,000x100,000 is still to small for me to get around the dang house.(3) So I’ll run longer faster trains on my bigger and better layout. Suddenly, you realize you’re not alone there is a feeling of doom! Is okay for dead people but not for a beautiful model railroad. Bachmann HO geeps are worse than my TYCO F3s. Oh the humanityof broken engines and shattered dreans I move forward in life forever4to railfan peacefully. Passenger trains rule frieght trains drool!!! Love those Hudsons and those Columbias. And don’t forget the great Allegheny’s engines of superiority which rule supreme only in dreams. Big boys rule especially out west where alleghanies don’t CHOO CHOO PSSSHHHH the challenger’s good but yellowstones dominate. But aren’t we supposed to be versed in three’s. Cars and planes(5)are not cool unless on flatbed or scrapped, or turned into razors to be used and sold in stores everywhere! I think trains rock more than anything else in the country errrr…World! Out racing sunsets, the FeF-3 flys down the rails. Under pristine skies. I watch a streamliner race by going 70mph with 8 cars. Clouds lazing by (6) a storm brewing on the horizon lightning flashes everywhere!!! Grumpy Old Man breaks HO cars into millions of stars to be incinerated and crushed by people posting Into paper clips. Rail fanning is fun and model railroading is too. No oth