Top Ten Least-popular Scenery Details

From the home office in my fevered brain, the top ten least popular scenery details (if someone replies that they actually have one of these on their layout, my head will explode). Feel free to make the list longer with more of your own ideas.

  1. Properly scaled squashed pennies that some kid left on the tracks.

  2. Four-leaf clovers to sparingly salt in among the botanically accurate 3-leaf clovers you’ve already laid down in a meadow.

  3. Woman painting her toenails, nail polish color accurate to Mary Kay products released in 1987.

  4. Z-scale rivets to be held in bucket of high-steel construction worker figure.

  5. Roseanne Barr, O-scale

  6. 1934 Nuremburg Rally scene

  7. Squashed cow, self-adhesive to attach to front of locomotive

  8. Flatcar load: Acme products en route for delivery to Wile E. Coyote

  9. Bass-o-matic

And the number one least popular scenery detail:

  1. Bedwetting Clinic, Age of Steam

I do think I’ve seen the Acme delivery to Wile E before. None of the others though.

–Randy

Let’s not forget the carnival scene, complete with the kid regurgitating his cotton candy all over the Scrambler…

Or the track side golf course, with the MRC sound system providing a steady stream of swear words…

This one’s a bit dated, but it actually did exist on a local hobby store’s layout… The Presidential Motorcade parked in front of the “No Tell Motel” with the secret service guys standing around looking at their watches…

Lee

Someone here posted their road-kill, or perhaps track-kill, deer lying in the brush.

I do have scaled down centerfolds from 1967 above a workbench in the roundhouse.

I once sent the owner of my favorite local in pursuit of N-Scale mosquitos to no avail!

“Mooners.” Bad enough in HO scale, but in G, it’s enough to make you blow chunks.

Tom [tdn][tdn]

“Mooners.” Bad enough in HO scale, but in G, it’s enough to make you blow chunks.

Tom [tdn][tdn]

“Mooners.” Bad enough in HO scale, but in G, it’s enough to make you blow chunks.

Tom [tdn][tdn]

Tom, fingers got the hiccups again?[:-^]

and what’s wrong with mooners?[:O][:I]

You mean that Korean religious cult? Oh, moon-ers. Never mind.

Seen from a 1:1 scale tourist train, never modeled - deceased antelope hung up in a barbed-wire fence.[:O][xx(]

As for the centerfolds - I thought this was, “Least Popular…”[:-^] (IIRC, 1967 was a great year for centerfolds. There were some pretty good Page 3 girls about then, too.)

Chuck (dirty old man modeling Central Japan in September, 1964)

I’ve seen plenty of scale dogs lifting their legs next to a fire hydrant. But never seen one squatting over a freshly squeezed dog turd, so that’s my vote for least favorite.

Already been done!!! [;)]

Whoa, that thread of mine DID get a little repeated, didn’t it? My computer hiccuped, I guess.

Just a question, though. What’s with the “Sieg Heil” salute from your mooners? Or do they possibly think they’re Gladiators, LOL?

Tom [:P]

I have never seen, or heard mention of, a finely detailed model of a sewage-treatment plant…[xx(]

There’s one in Greenpoint Brooklyn next to a softabll field and a lumber yard. Only the very brave played left field on hot, windless dayds.

I have mooners. My daughter wants a streaker, but I can’t find one. Am I still allowed to post here?

I received a kit (from my parents!) that made 4 outhouses - no eyebrows raised here. It included a fellow who was to be placed as a stand-up user of the outhouse with the open door, and he was anatomically correct! I’m not a prude by any means, but he went in the junk box (I just can’t bring myself to put him on my layout).

When I showed him to my 13 year-old nephew he laughed so hard that I gave it to him. Now the urinating fellow makes appearances on my nephew’s layout - usually he’s discharging overboard from a caboose.

You’re right, on reflection that would actually be a pretty cool touch-- I shouldn’t have had it on the list!

Believe it or not, I think Prieser makes them. I know they make nude bathers. Maybe one of them is running, LOL!

Tom