Trains articles you will never see

Teach your 8 year old how to operate an SD40-2.

F40 versus Ferrari F40.

Track greasing stories from the 40s.

What other stories do you think you will never see in any trains magazine?

Stock tips and profitability on passenger rail.

The Turboliner succes story.

The railfan benefits to railroad Corporations.

Success of returning to railroad use of rail for trails.

Why Metra (Chicago commuter rail) Prefers Stainless Steel Stock

The Wonderful Lozenge-Shaped Commuter Car (Toronto, Miami, etc.)

All Issue of “Trains”

And some articles that don’t fit any magazine:

Under Another Name - Ho Scale Models Made for Other Companies (Like Rivarossi’s production for Lionel in 1957) CTT or MR?

Lackawanna Open Platform Cars Live On - Classic Trains or Trains

Railroad Photos of Matthew Brady - Classic Trains or something else.

“Why you should never climb aboard a locomotive while naked”.

Mayo Clinic administrators host a backyard BBQ for Kevin V. Schieffer and his associates.

America United–Gold Spike driven for first transcontinental HSR line!

NIMBY’s celebrate–Rail line restored to service.

Hunter Harrison named Man of the Year by Unions–1st RR executive so honored since Bill Brosnan

Jay

LOL.

An Anthology of Nude Railroad Calendars.

Why Chicks Dig Engineers

Babes at the Beaneries: Vol. I Newark, NJ.

Tourist Lines for Fun and Profits

LC

Or how about Mayo Clinic administrators BBQ Kevin V. Schieffer.

A good april fools would be a billboard or something with "Kevin V. Schieffer for Mayor of Rochester. That could be a bumper sticker for all rail fans too.

I know of someone getting off a locomotive naked after a crossing accident.

Same engineer had been swimming in a lake and drinking a few hours earlier.

The career stopper was the picture in local newspaper

Ouch. That really wasn’t the kind of nude I was thinking of…

LC

Here’s a couple more:

David Gunn Cleans Up Disney Monorail System After Accident; Begins Fourth Post Retirement Career

Obama Appoints Former UTU President Byron Boyd to Run Teasury Dept.; New Job to be known as the “Thief in Chief”

Fred Flinstone of Slate Construction is Low Bidder on new HSR to Rock Vegas; To be known as the Rock N’ Roller

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Obama Adminstration Annoounces that Oil will be Taxed at 2 Million per Barrel. Coal on the other hand will be TAX FREE. Railroads scarmble to get Steam Engines back in service and New ones BUILT by the Thousands.

Traction Motown: How high-speed passenger service rebuilt downtown Detroit.

The Clinton Street Viaduct finally meets its match!

Barrington mayor recalled when she admits that Hunter Green is her favorite color.

In an unrelated story, CN ditches red and black in favor of Hunter Green to honor its retiring CEO. “Aw, shucks,” he says, from his cell where he awaits trial for [insert your favorite accusation here]."

Blagojevich: “I woulda had high-speed passenger rail all over Illinois.”

Is everybody happy? CREATE does it all, and under budget!

CN’s new neighbors along the ex- EJ&E Line The Real Residents Story! Un edited, and un cut.

How John Snow was the greatest Railroad Executive of 20th Century.

Rgds IGN

  • Freight Railroads agree to restart passenger service, NIMBY’s rejoice!
  • Amtrak turns a profit!
  • Nobody had a grade crossing incident, today.
  • Homeland security secretary admits railfans, and those taking photos of trains are not a threat to the country or the country’s transit systems.

Esquimalt and Nanaimo Railway: A success story

Amtrak turns profit

High speed rail finally has innaugaral first run just in time for nations 400th birthday

10 Reasons why we thought Barack Obama was going to give Amtrak loads of money and start a national high speed rail network …but didn’t.

The art of hand bombing an SD70MAC