Nice try, Phoebe, but first you’ve got to get Obama’s EPA – which has been trying as hard as it can – to find water poisoning as a result of fracking. It hasn’t been able to do so. The elementary fact: The fracking cocktail is injected deep into the ground, far below the acquifers and surface water from which most of us drink.
You’d need a very long straw – and a strong impulse for self-destruction – to hurt yourself. (Or maybe you only want to stampede public policy?)