What is your "favorite" deragatory railroad nickname?

It seems that at one time or another, every railroad has earned a less than complimentary nickname.

Some nicknames refer to the railroad’s less than ideal financial situation or physical plant. I’ve seen the Western Pacific refered to as the “Wobbly” and the Chicago Great Western as the “Great Weedy”.

Other roads get nicknamed by disgruntled employees or shippers – UP = “Unlimited Parking” and CN/IC is “Canadians (or Children) now in charge!”

So with your tounge firmly in cheek, what are your favorites?

SPSF = Shouldn’t Paint So Fast
UP= Yellow Peril, Usually Poor
BN=Big Nuthin’
BNSF=Big New Santa Fe
SP= Slow Poke, Slow & Pathetic
WUMPS= Sound of Flat Wheel on Newly merged UP
C&W=Crooked and Wobbly
CNW=Cantankerous,Mean & Wicked
IC=InChaos
CRIP=Couldn’t Really Initiate Progress

ATSF= “Santaflush”

Two old favorites:
Leave Early and Walk, from Lake Erie & Western, absorbed by NKP.
Misery and Short Life, from Minneapolis & St. Louis, absorbed in 1960 by C&NW.

The reference to C&NW reminded me…“Cheap and Nothing Wasted”

Nevada,California & Oregon—Narrow Crooked & Onrey

Oldie line but my fav

Nevada County Narrow Gauge RR, NCNG = Never Comes, Never Goes

some others

CSX = Cant Stop & Explain or Crash Stop & Explode
NS = Nowhere Soon
UP = Uncle Pete
BNSF=Brown Noses Sticky Fingers

ICG = I Can’t Go
UP = Unusually Pathetic
BNSF = Burlington Northern Southern Frontier
CNW = Can’t and Never Will
SP = Sadly Pathetic
METRA = Meet Everybody Today Right Away
CP = Candyass Pacific

Texas Pacific - Toilet Paper

Amtrak - Slamtrak!

Amtrack=

Jamtrack

Spamtrack

Waco Beaumont Trinity and Sabine = Wobbly Bobbly Turnover and Stop.
San Antonio, Uvalde and Gulf (SAUG) = Sausage
KCS = Haywire

Dave H.

Pacific Electric = “the wooden axle outfit”…

Virlon

save your ticket…the P.E. will rise again.

CSX “Chicken Sh_t Xpress” And sometimes I really feel like that motto sticks when I have engines dying on me every day, radio bases down, and a dispatching system left to be desired. But, it could always be worse; I could have no railroad job at all. And anways, Murphy’s Law applies on the RR, so can I expect?? [}:)][:D]

But on a serious note, I love my job and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

NYO&W: Old & Weary, Old Woman
Glenfield & Western: Gee Whiz

Amtrak—Scamtrak

Amtrak–Amtrash
BNSF–Big Nothing So Far

Jesus Wept and No Wonder - Jamestown, Westfield and Northwestern - a local line in western New York many years ago.

UP-Usually Parked

How’s about the Sufferin’ Failway System?

SCL = Still Coast Line, or S–t Comes Later.

SP = Sufferin’ Pathetic . . .

And, of course, the old PRR was the Standard Failway of the World . . .

BNSF = Buy Norfolk Southern First

Old Timer

Uncle Pete
Big Nose So Fat