So you’re the engineer, doing a nice 60 down the rails, and nature calls. I know most loco’s have a toilet, but do you stop the train and go? Give the reigns to the conductor while you go potty? Or something else? And I’m guessing if the conductor has to go, he can just do so while the train is in motion because he doesn’t always have to be looking out the front, correct?
Engineers don’t go to the bathroom. They just blow up when they turn 40.
Honestly…Do you stay up nights thinking up these questions???
You open up the window.
Use a Pepsi bottle?
Or if you are born lucky, you open up the window on the opposite side of the cab…
A pepsi bottle? That is way too small, I need a wide neck!
Lay off the tea, then…
Not if you’re a MotorMan…
Stick yer a** out the window, some of us try to time it so that we hit a crossing.
Advice to railfans: never accept lemonade from a hogger.
just don’t, ok?
I have to stop, take reading material and my Iphone too.
I’m a pilot and in a small 4 seat airplane you use the pepsi bottle 
Just watch for the guy hooping up orders… smack
Real engineers don’t have that problem.
Remind me to skip the complimentary pepsi on my next flight.
Pilot eh? Then why do they call it a petcock???
What railroad still runs on train orders?
I could have used a pepsi bottle at age 5 maybe.
You’re just looking for the guy with the hoop…