This article was found on the “Oddly enough” section of Yahoo.com.
I would make some comment, but I do not think I can top the article itself…
I see Mookie already posted about this. Sorry, I posted before I read.
At the end of the inning:
Mookie 1
Zardoz 0
(*) Limited Clear sent to the showers
Ya gotta get up earlier in the morning!
Mookie
Or move to the east coast
Or stay up later at night
ouch!
gives new meaning to stay safe
Joe
I live waaay west.
WOW LOL…
Hey what is a vesectomy anyways??
I’m kidding…
It’s a way of making some people environmentally friendly.
Well, Mookie, I get up at 0400 CDT, and start work at 0500. But I usually have too much work to do for the first few hours. By the time I can do the web, its usually around 0900.
SOME of us have actual work to do [;)][:D]
Hiss!!!
Gotcha’ beat by 10 min - alarm goes off at 3:50 - at work by 5:30 - have an hour for forums, not nearly long enough usually. But I am off by 3 pm and turn off lights for night about 8:30 - asleep at 8:30.5
And you don’t think writing the sensitive, thoughtful, insightful material I write for the forums isn’t ACTUAL work…
Think about it!!!
Indignant Mookie Ann
Dude,
What a bummer. I’d find a new career. Work is way over-rated anyway. It’s nothing but a lie perpetrated by the man to keep the brothers down.
Kevin, Try it you’ll like it. [}:)] [:p] [:0]
Just kidding [}:)]
Now who remembers THAT commercial. (And will show your age by admitting it.)
kevin its a big owie!
jim he likes it hey mikey!
stay safe
Joe
Jim,
Do you think Mikey likes put-puts too? LOL[:D][:D]
Take care[:)]
Russell
Jim isn’t that mikey form the snapple commercial?
I watch alot ov TV land…
OK Someone did good starting this thread, now we have a place to share all of funny / stupid email. OK here goes, ( I have several to share but will only do one a day) :
Retirement Plan: .
If you had bought $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year
ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you
would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With
Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the
beer, not the stock) one year ago, drunk all the beer
then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you
would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle. This is a new retirement
program, I call it the 401Keg.
Thats really funny, but the last part doesn’t apply to me.
Kevin- happy green
Alex, yes it does. Start now–SAVING not drinking. My dad always told me that I should save a little of the money I made mowing lawns, hauling hay or whatever I did. NOW I wish I would have listened to him. Start a savings account or buy a saving bond, but do something and do start NOW. Let interest work for YOU not you work for interest. It is funny how stupid our parents can be when we are growing up. But as we do grow up they become smarter. There are many forum members who will be glad to offer advise, pic and choose the best and learn from others mistakes not your own. [:)]