1/ You have to go to the bathroom but an intermodal is coming so you giggle and watch.
2/ Police dispatcher tells directs you to a call but you tell dispatch you are responding to a call already (train watching)
3/ Everytime the crossing gates go down you drool
4/ You take your wife out for diner and end up watching trains first.
5/ You watch the Fugitive and more interested in the locomotives than Harrison Ford.
6/ You name your animals after locomotives
7/ You buy beds for your kids shaped as trains wheather they like trains or not.
8/ You try to avoid talking long on the phone just in case a train will be coming.
9/ You buy paint to paint your house and you refer to colours based on paint schemes like conrail blue and cp red.
10/ You pretend when you are driving a car that its a train and beep for intersections.
11/ You here a horn and can tell what locomotive it is and who it belongs to.
12/ Your idea of a romatic setting is 2 lawn chairs at Fostoria.
13/ You can’t imagine anything wrong with wanting train stuff as a wedding present
14/ Railroad employee greet you by name.
15/ Your dreams include you as an engineer
16/ You look for resteraunts that are close to tracks.
17/ You pretend you are fixing your car on the side of the road so you can look for trains without getting in trouble with the police for illegal parking.
18/ You become depressed if you can get out to watch trains
19/ You go to an equestrian club and when they talk about thourghbeads you think they mean NS
20/ You drive down the highway and point out trucks and containers that you have seen on trains
21/ You shape your mashed patatoes into a locomotive
22/ You hum train songs everywhere you go
23/ Your family movies have trains in them