CSX hits ufo

I was reading on a web site the other day about a CSX unit coal train hitting a ufo,supposedly there were 3 objects and the train hit one of them damaging the 2nd unit plus the1st and 2nd hoppers. This was supposed to have happened near Shelbiana Ky. in Jan.2002. Has anyone heard anything about this or know any more details? Frankly, i’m doubtful about it. Mike H.[8)]

You can’t believe every thing you read. There is no such thing as CSXs.

But I do believe this: the “best” graffiti I’ve ever read was on a tank car and it said “CSX is hiding aliens for the government.”

Hey, maybe they DID hit a UFO.

It wasnt a UFO it was St.Elmos Fire,and the only reason the GOV. was there is because it was a Matter of Security Definitions of St. Elmo’s Fire on the Web: * Name given to a faint, soft blue-green glow around objects (particularly on airplanes or the masts of ships) during a thunderstorm. St Elmo’s fire is thought to be a form of corona discharge caused by the high electrical potential created by a thunderstorm. The presence of St. Elmo’s Fire on objects on the ground often indicates that a very close or direct cloud-to-ground lightning strike is imminent. wvlightning.com/glossary.shtml * (Also called Elmo’s fire, corposant.) Corona or point discharges that occur when the environmental electric field is high, typically at the tips of sharp conductors that enhance the electric field. This name was given the phenomenon by Mediterranean sailors who regarded it as a visitation of their patron saint, Elmo (Erasmus). Their superstition also led to the equivalent term corposant. amsglossary.allenpress.com/glossary/browse

Really? You sure it wasn’t just a good photo op?

And we are really pissed off…they bent the plasma deflector on the port side…and we had to send all the way to Carpathia 7 for a replacement.

UPS, United Planetary Services, wont deliver it on weekends, so we are stuck on this rock for a whole weekend.[alien]

I read about that too. I don’t belive in CSXs either. In the story it wasn’t St. Elmo’s fire because it caused dammage to the loco and cars. ( When did Elmo get chosen to be a saint any way? I didnt even know he was Catholic. Is that what all the tickling was about? ) I thought it was strange they said the loaded coal train was so quiet when the locos idled down that the UFOs didn’t hear them coming. If the UFOs were looking for something, like the writer thought they wrer, why couldn’t they detect a little coal train? The aliens deserved to get hit if they couldn’t tell that trains come by there often. ( couldn’t they tell by the tracks and how fresh they were? ) If aliens are so smart why don’t they know any time is train time?

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DO we got any picture of the train hitting the UFO or what it looked like after the train dragged it down the tracks for a couple of hunderd feet. OH wait now you know the Aliens might sue the railroad cause they will claim the gates and light’s were not working at the time of the accident

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Hey,

Do those things have a Hemi?

The wife had a little bump with an asteroid last year, (you know how bad parking is at the center of the universe,) so our insurance went up…

Anybody got that little lizzards phone number?

Ed[alien]

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It’s murphy’s law in action.The aliens come halfway across thew galaxy with no trouble,then as soon as they reach thier destination,they get hit by a train![alien][alien][alien]

It’s a law that intergalactic tourists have to get hit by a train?

Wow, what a planet…where is this Murphy guy, I gotta talk to him about that…

After all, we just stopped by to pick up a few cows…

Hey, how do you get to Idaho from here?[dinner]

Ha Ha. You guys are sooooo funny. The pilot on the ship is a very good friend of mine and he was injured, all because the train was operating in stealth mode.

We are checking out potential candidates for our upcoming research project on huminoids. Best mind your manners.

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And perhaps let’s not use the name Murphy quite so irrevelently…some might have friends in high places[alien]

Ah ha…

Are you the Murphy dude from “Murphy’s law”?

So, why is it always butter side down?

Oh, J, there is this one specimen in Idaho that could deserve special interest…

You got a map?

There are 2 theorys, Aerodynamics and centre of gravity shift.
And if I understand correctly from the ‘discussion’ elswhere on this forum it’s Wahington you need to be sending them to.

btw, I heard the aliens were going to sue CSX. They clain they didn’t see the train as it didn’t have Mars lights on it. Apparantly they got some big shot lawyer from near Uranus…

Ed, the easiest way to get to Idaho is to go west to Texas, turn right in El Paso, and keep going north until you are stopped by Canadian Mounties. This way you avoid most of CSX, the Washington Beltway, and New York City.

May the force be with you, and have your passport ready.

Erik

Naaa, they got a PSD. Actually want to get to warp speed somewhat quickly…

Adrianspeeder

This story was looked into and found no record of this happening, nor was there a train running at that time. No damage to any engines or cars were reported. There is no way any engineer or conductor for that matter could keep this quiet. This story was fabricated on Peter Davenport’s National UFO Reporting Website. Now there is a nut case for you.

There you go again. Just spoiling everything.