define balrog
Hey i just made out my will that my body is to be transported by train to vermont when I die in 2071
See Lord of the Rings:Fellowship of the Ring. A website will show you what thease beastly demons looks like.
News item: Sept. 13, 2071
"LATE AGAIN
The late Mr. Trainfinder22 was late for his own funeral after having years ago arranged for the transport of his body via Amtrak.
In a further ironic twist, Amtrak was both the cause and instrument of Mr. Trainfinder22’s demise. Despondent over budget cuts and deteriorating service on the passenger line, he committed suicide by lying down on the mainline tracks. Mr. Trainfinder22 starved to death."
Wayne
Dude, If I were you, I’d go(see a shrink first!! LOL[;)] ) ride on the train ride while I could ENJOY it. Oh, and if you can see into the future to know what year you will die, then will you tell me what numbers will win this week’s Powerball??? LOL
and he notes -
As a backup plan, you might consider being cremated and your ashes carried in a handlebar basket as Vermont’s railroads will probably be bike paths by then.
Let’s hope your tombstone doesn’t read like this hapless chap:
"Here lies George Johnson
Hanged by mistake, 1882
He was right
We was wrong
But we strung him up
And now he’s gone"
Hey being transported by bike was my second choice as I love bikes too[8D]