How do you pronounce layout town names?

After looking at John Armstrong’s CSRR (Canandaigua Southern) trackplan in the July 1996 Model Railroader, you suddenly realize John played on words for CSRR’s layout town names like John Allen did with his “Gorre & Daphitid” = (Gory & Defeated).

P.S.: This question is inspired by “Outside 3rd Rail and John Armstrong” at http://www.trains.com/TRC/CS/forums/971199/ShowPost.aspx

Here are obvious John Armstrong CSRR town names - No help needed…

COLDWATER FLATS, EAST END, ESSEX JUNCTION, IRONDALE, SLUG ISLAND, SUEZ, SUMMIT, WARM RIVER, WEST END

Here are John Armstrong’s CSRR play on words - Help needed…

AIKENBACH, ALTAPASS, AWL MINE, BURGE, CATTARAUGUS, DUNELLEN, EBBW VALE, FOOTSCRAY, GASMETERSZAG, UKLA, YNYSYBIWL

QUESTION #1: How do you pronounce John Armstrong’s CSRR town names?

Just a guess => “AIKENBACH” = Achin’ Back and “AWL MINE” = Awol Mine


QUESTION #2: Got any other layouts with unique town names? Do include the pronounciation - if you know it - otherwise ask like I am doing.

Aikenbach = Achin’ Back, Awl Mine = All Mine, Gasmetterszag = Gas Meters Zag (named for the detour the tracks made around a gas meter)…

Cattaraugus and Cattaraugus County are both actual places in New York, so I would hazard to guess that they belong on the CSRR

The rest I have no clue on. [:)] Perhaps wiser minds will come to aid.

Peace.

Coyote

I really have no idea other than guesses for these two which I would say:
AWL MINE = All Mine.
GASMETERSZAG = Gas Meter Zag (where the track had to go around the gas meter).

YNYSYBIWL and EBBW VALE are takesooff on Welsh words and pronunciations. Liek the actual PA town of Bryn Mawr (‘Brin Mar’)

In Creative Layout Design, he has a few more doozies. Bee Haven (so they can have an annual pageant to crown “Miss Bee Haven”) and Llawn Mawr (“lawn mower”) were two of the best.

–Randy

I’m glad someone else noticed this. Will someone pass me the “Red Neck Dictionary” please!!

I remember that John once wrote that “Ynysybwl” (correct spelling, per John, without the “i”) almost rhymed with “municipal,” but don’t recall ever seeing or hearing how he pronounced Ebbw Vale. However, it wasn’t made up; it was named for a major marshalling point on the Taff Vale Ry. in Wales. Dunellen is simply named for the town in New Jersey where Howell Day operated The Model Railroad Shop, where John got many of his hobby supplies in the early days. Merry Christmas, Andy

Well, it wouldn’t be far removed from something like “Innisfail”.

Yeah, I got a kick out of “Llawn Mawr”.

It’s right up there with “Conemaul Power”, which was another name on that Pennsy layout he designed.

Not to mention “Des Maigne Yard”.

Andre

In the July 1966 Model Railroader, “The Canandaigua Southern Today” - Part 1, there is a CSRR route map on page 59: Canandaigua to Cattaraugus to Uncertainia Junction to Pittsburgh.

Our Westcentral Pennsylvania geographic region is a 1 - 1 1/2 car drive east of Pittsburgh named after a Delaware Tribe called the Conemaugh Indians. It is the Conemaugh Valley at the confluence of the Stony Creek & Little Conemaugh rivers forming the Conemaugh River in Johnstown, PA.

The Delawares pronounced it, connu-macht, and; we pronounce Conemaugh as con-eh-maw.

My developing N Scale layout is called the Conemaugh Road & Traction.

My hunch is that “Conemaul Power” was inspired by one of the many local coal-fed tall smokestack electricity power plants called, the Conemaugh Power Plant.