My DCC Joke

I Thought wife was getting in DCC as she was looking over my sholder while I was programming a string of CVs on the programming track

She asks " what CV would you program for dinner tonight"

“Would have to be an 8, as in ate” I said

“Hmmmm” she says…" and what value would you enter into 8"

“Would have to be a 10, no more and no less…honey would you like to learn how to program”

then she said "OK…sounds like fun… I’m programming you to take me out to dinner at 6…and the value is…expensive!!!

Hope you enjoyed my quip…John

Cute

Good one! Is your wife actually interested? If so, don’t let this one go!

My wife treats me like a decoder.

She is always trying to reset me to factory default.

Rich

Women marry men thinking they can change them.

Men marry women thinking they will never change.

They are both wrong.

Tell her to use CV 20 to get a table. It’s “reserved.”

LOL ! LOVED IT.

Yes, the entire subject of DCC Lenz itself to humor.

Dave Nelson

My wife is so beautiful that I cannot resistor.

As a couple I knew my marriage would turnout, I don’t think I’ll ever switch. Even though she is looking a little weathered these days.

Best leave off that last line before showing it to her…

–Randy

Na, a well done weathering job can be a beautiful thing. She is the perfect example of that. She often reminds me that my six pack is turning into a 24. Isn’t growing old together a wonderful thing.[(-D]

Many have compared marriage to a deck of cards; in the beginning all you need is a diamond and two hearts…but by the end you may be wishing for a club & a spade…

(Happily single…)

“Marriage is a wonderful institution. But who would want to live life in an institution?” – Groucho Marx

FWIW, I am happliy married 23 years. To the same woman, even.