OMAHA, NEBRASKA – Yesterday afternoon, aliens from the planet Zoous landed spaceships at the corporate offices of the Union Pacific Railroad in Omaha. Many of the management were abducted, and reportedly were transported to the alien’s plant.
Eyewitnesses reported that the kidnapped UP management offered no resistance as the numerous aliens marched them into the spacecrafts. Soon afterwards, the spacecrafts departed.
The crafts were later spotted landing in Washington D.C., and the aliens made a brief guest visit to the White House. Shocked security personnel, and the President himself, soon had their fears eliminated as the aliens proved to be very friendly; and as a gesture of friendship and goodwill, gave the President, in behalf of America, numerous money trees which they hoped would help in the President’s economic recover efforts.
Before the aliens departed Omaha, they appointed railfan Jonathan K. Railbuff in charge of the UP Corporation. Railbuff had received his MBA at the Roswell University of Future Space Travel. The university is in New Mexico.
THE POINT:
In the topic “The Best Posts,” numerous posters suggested having fun at this forum. OK, am I now initiated? Are we ALL having fun?
I believe what thay saw was Ed’s jeep and Mook’s flashing beer truck, towing a weather balloon through swamp gas. Now had it been at the CN, I mean Canadian National HQ, it would be believable.
KPH: Be nice when the nice men in white jackets come to put you in the super long sleeved jacket and arrange for a nice padded room. Have a nice vacation!
Thats not what happened, soon after the UP execs were kidnapped the aliens flew to DC to try and give them back, apparently they were trying to take over the aliens space routes and absorb them into the UP collective. The aliens pleaded with the powers in DC to take them back but our Prez, convinced that the aliens were foriegn terrorists threatened to send troops to their home world and free the oppressed oilwells, I mean people. So they left in a hurry, but as they speed off into space, the UP execs, in charge of the lower control rooms, thought the spacecraft was a runaway and intentionally switched it onto a path where it crashed into a po
So along those lines, we can expect a near term traffic jam on space routes and NASA to adopt the UP maintenance program. Will the UFO guys start to qualify RCOs to do remote switching also?
[8D]I Apologize to Mr John Railbuff but your services for UP Are no longer
needed as of 12-15-03 @ 1:58 pm Union Pacific And Its Subsidaries Were Sold
To Breeze For A 30 pack of budwiser and a pack of smokes By His brother SLIC
You can still work for CN We couldnt Give it away nobody wanted it .
Damn!!! I spilled my beer now i have guilt I just commited (ALCHOHOL ABUSE)[:X]
And with all this said nobody mentioned that the UTU was also trying to get them to join their union and help take over the BLE. and start running space ships by remote control.
As I recall I told you that you would get into the fun sooner or later. I see that you did.
Very interesting. The only little snag is that I live in Omaha and have heard nothing about it.[:D] Maybe they’re too excited about Saddam! Now that is what we like to hear, good humor.[8D]