06/15/03 Houston Post
“Toads Speak Out”
The story on the Uniheads using toads to answer web site posting by a pair of pest intrigued me, so I approached TOSHA, (Toads of South Houston Association) and asked their spokesfrog why they would take such a boring job as answering dumb web site postings.
“You know, at first we though it would be boring and repeative, sorta like knock knock jokes, after the first few times it starts to drive you nuts, but then is started to be a little more fun and now, well, it more fun than a barrel of monkeys!”
“And if you’ve ever seen a barrel full of monkeys, you know what I am talking about”
“All you need is a bag of roasted crickets, and bottle of suds, and reading these twos wild and wacky posting to make a long night go by with a smile”
“We discovered that it dosnt matter what you respond to them with, they are so dumb they miss sarcasim, puns and even the knock knock jokes.
Like last night, we replied to some of their garbage with,” why did missouri cross the tracks?
He was so dumb, he replied, “to get to the other side?”
Of course, we all know the answer was, “because mike’s lawyer needs a job!”
“Man, talk about being dumb as dirt, and twice as ugly!”
“Say, you mind passing the chocolate cake this way?”
“You know, if we had understood how humorless you mammals were, we would have started taking over the world a lot sooner, say, around 100 BC”
“By the way, this is relly good cake, who made it?”
"Anyway, we decided this morning to answer all of their postings with, “I don’t care” to see if they are as persistently dumb as we think, and if they will keep replying with even more stupid stuff. So “I dont care will be our phrase of the day”
“You know why we took this gig? It beats shooting fish in a barrel!”
So there youhave it, straight from the frogs mouth, they too, find the postings of mike and missouri weird, and they, like us mammals, dont