The Chessie Awards

Trains Magazine General Discussion
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How about the catagory: PERSON MOST LIKELY BE SLAPPED AROUND WITH A BN LOGO
I nominate for this award:
-Jhhtrainsplanes
-Railpac

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OK OK, we’ll dip some cheap model trains in the molten metal, and give the cats jobs as sleeping car comforters!!!

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We should call them “The Loco’s”. Double meaning!

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I’m not sure whether or not to take offense to that.[?]
Would that make me loco-loco? Granted i am like that sometimes[}:)]
but I don’t think an award would be appropriate.[bow]

locomutt[#dots][2c][sigh]

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Please don’t be offended, its was all in fun! I was not pointing at anybody, but as the group as a whole!

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ah it was just a suggestion.i mean a cat statue would be ok but we couldnt run it on my ho scale track.unless I laid it on its side and drilled holes for the wheels and added couplers.now theres a model project for you.
stay safe
Joe

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Dan would you now do the honors of compiling a grand total list so it is clear?

And to RRwife, My girlfriend talks too much, I was gone for a few days and she spilled stories about me, Of how I act like Moe, larry and Shemp.

Shes thinking of creating her own handel on this website

[:O]

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talbanese,

[#oops] If it ain’t in FUN we should all give it up[swg]

locomutt[8D]

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As requested by Kevinstherrmaninthedoghouse, the categories, as they stand now…

Oh first the nominees for the name of the Cheesie Award

  • Chessie award (cat statues made from cats and hot molten metal)
  • Chessie award (cat statues made from cats and hot molten chocolate)
  • Chessie award (train statues made from model train and hot molten metal)
  • The Loco award (an autographed picture of Kevin)
  • The Train Award (a lifetime subscription to the Trains.com forum + a no expense paid trip to Brunswick, MD)
  1. Most popular post…
  • Nora for “Stupid Question Thread”,
  • Zardoz for " Would you believe… (a little humor)", and
  • Kevinsthe RRman for “This topic is not for cowards”
  1. Most informational post…
  • Nora for “Stupid Question Thread”
  • Mark Hemphill for “SD.70 MACe”
  1. Humorous poster
  • Jhhhhhhhtrainsplainesandbussesand firetrucksanddwarvesand such
  • Zardoz
  • Vsmith
  • Dharmon (though that jack@$$ is more of an instigator than funny)
  1. Wise and sage counsel
  • Edblysard
  • Mook
  • Joe Koh (he gets to stay, I guess)
  • CShaveRR
  1. Most emotional poster
  • ME (nom’d by HIM)
  1. Post Receiving Most emotional responses (other than Missouri’s)
  • Any relating to train whistles
  • SLIC’s Internet Train Hopper Wannabes
  1. Best speller…
  • KevinstheRRman

  1. Worst case of spelling…

  2. Worst usage of the English language…

  3. Most controversial post…

  • Whats his name, and YOU all know who i’m talking about, wait a minute, i don’t want him winning a dime, much less this! - Kev
  • dharnon (jeeze at least spell it right if you’re gonna slam me!) for his idiotic idea about dipping cats in hot metal .I would pay mucho dinero to see Chessie dip this guy in hot metal!
  1. Most conspiracy theory bas
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Dan- I love it! [:D] When do ballots need to be in by?

Mike

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Hey - better idea - let’s dip some old engineers and conductors in this molten whatever!

You could lug a lifesized Oscar-type home and people would know exactly what it is - dipped cat would never work!

La Moo

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Course if we used batter and Mudchicken…we could call it the Crispies (extra that is) unless you prefer original recipe

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Dan, it’s great!

Did I spell your name wrong? oops.

wait a mino… If I was going to spell it wrong, I would spell it wrong like this: Dharmond

i Always add that extra D…

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[#offtopic]
You guys did forget ONE important catagory[:-,]

EX-FLAME JOCKY’S:

Jim

Marty

Larry

Locomutt[bow]

Just think of all the things that we have been responseable
for over the years that have allowed you,and even us to model[2c]

[soapbox] [censored]

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Updated to reflect the people’s desires…

the categories, as they stand now…

Oh first the nominees for the name of the Cheesie Award

  • Chessie award (cat statues made from cats and hot molten metal)
  • Chessie award (cat statues made from cats and hot molten chocolate)
  • Chessie award (train statues made from model train and hot molten metal)
  • The Loco award (an autographed picture of Kevin)
  • The Train Award (a lifetime subscription to the Trains.com forum + a no expense paid trip to Brunswick, MD)
  1. Most popular post…
  • Nora for “Stupid Question Thread”,
  • Zardoz for " Would you believe… (a little humor)", and
  • Kevinsthe RRman for “This topic is not for cowards”
  1. Most informational post…
  • Nora for “Stupid Question Thread”
  • Mark Hemphill for “SD.70 MACe”
  1. Humorous poster
  • Jhhhhhhhtrainsplainesandbussesand firetrucksanddwarvesand such
  • Zardoz
  • Vsmith
  • Dharmon (though that jack@$$ is more of an instigator than funny)
  1. Wise and sage counsel
  • Edblysard
  • Mook
  • Joe Koh (he gets to stay, I guess)
  • CShaveRR
  1. Most emotional poster
  • ME (nom’d by HIM)
  1. Post Receiving Most emotional responses (other than Missouri’s)
  • Any relating to train whistles
  • SLIC’s Internet Train Hopper Wannabes
  • anything regarding GE vs. EMD
  • anything regarding High Speed Rail or MAGLEVs
  1. Best speller…
  • KevinstheRRman

  1. Worst case of spelling…

  2. Worst usage of the English language…

  3. Most controversial post…

  • Whats his name, and YOU all know who i’m talking about, wait a minute, i don’t want him winning a dime, much less this! - Kev
  • dharnon (jeeze at least spell it right if you’re gonna slam me!) for his idiotic idea abou
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THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

Let me accept this on behalf of all of us who have given you something to model (albeit
with matches, lighters, and anything else flammable in our pockets).

We salute the academy[swg]

On behalf of all of us,
locomutt[bow]

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You could do that. But you’d have to call it …hold on…

the CATANOOGA CHOO CHOO

sorry mook

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First of all, what expenses aren’t being paid? The one motel I hear is cheezy, and it would be more comfortable to sleep in one of the parks!

Second of all, its an old U.S. AMERICAN term for over-obsessed and over-involved!

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the categories, as they stand now…

Oh first the nominees for the name of the Cheesie Award

  • Chessie award (cat statues made from cats and hot molten metal)
  • Chessie award (cat statues made from cats and hot molten chocolate)
  • Chessie award (train statues made from model train and hot molten metal)
  • The Loco award (an autographed picture of Kevin)
  • The Train Award (a lifetime subscription to the Trains.com forum + a no expense paid trip to Brunswick, MD)
  1. Most popular post…
  • Nora for “Stupid Question Thread”,
  • Zardoz for " Would you believe… (a little humor)", and
  • Kevinsthe RRman for “This topic is not for cowards”
  1. Most informational post…
  • Nora for “Stupid Question Thread”
  • Mark Hemphill for “SD.70 MACe”
  1. Humorous poster
  • Jhhhhhhhtrainsplainesandbussesand firetrucksanddwarvesand such
  • Zardoz
  • Vsmith
  • Dharmon (though that jack@$$ is more of an instigator than funny)
  1. Wise and sage counsel
  • Edblysard
  • Mook
  • Joe Koh (he gets to stay, I guess)
  • CShaveRR
  1. Most emotional poster
  • ME (nom’d by HIM)
  1. Post Receiving Most emotional responses (other than Missouri’s)
  • Any relating to train whistles
  • SLIC’s Internet Train Hopper Wannabes
  • anything regarding GE vs. EMD
  • anything regarding High Speed Rail or MAGLEVs
  1. Best speller…
  • KevinstheRRman

  1. Worst case of spelling…

  2. Worst usage of the English language…

  3. Most controversial post…

  • Whats his name, and YOU all know who i’m talking about, wait a minute, i don’t want him winning a dime, much less this! - Kev
  • dharnon (jeeze at least spell it right if you’re gonna slam me!) for his idiotic idea about dipping cats in hot metal .I would pay mucho dinero to see Chessie dip this guy in hot meta
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Uh…Dharmon…did you read my comments?