Uncomplimentary Railroad Nicknames

Here’s a little post Thanksgiving pre-Christmas brain game. Can you come up with any uncomplimentary nicknames for fallen flags based on the railroad’s initials? To get the ball rolling:

Ontario and Western: “Off and Walk” “Old and Weary”

Denver and Rio Grande Western: “Dangerous and Rapidly Getting Worse”

C&NW: Cheap and Nothing Wasted or Cardboard and No Wheels

CGW: Cinders, Grass and Weeds

BN: Big Nothing

BNSF: Big New Super Frisco or Been Nothing Since Frisco

WSOR: We Scare Other Railroads, Winter Slows Our Railroad, Wisconsin’s School Of Railroading, William Squanders Our Resources.

There are about 100 of them for the WSOR, but some can only be told at basement slide shows.

Lance

SCL: slowboard coast line.

The old Somerset and Dorset (S&D) over in the the UK was known as Slow and Dirty.

NYC = Now your crawling, No you can’t.

W&LE = Weak & lacks enthusiasm.

I did like the pre merger painting of the SPSF.= Shouldn’t paint so fast. The merger was denied.

PC = Pin cushion, people crashing, plum crazy, please call, please care. There are many more but most can not be printed here.

D&LW = Dangerous and looks wavy, Derails & lacks wheels.

Pete

C.P.R. Sleepy R. there is another, but not politically correct.

One I heard a few weeks ago for the C&NW. Cheap and Nothing Works. This from an old head talking about something from his CNW days.

Jeff

The weary Erie.

ns-nothing special

up-under powered

cn-can not

maw-mangled and wrecked

I have others as well but we can’t post them here.

stay safe

Joe

All old standbys:

Minneapolis & St. Louis:

Misery & Short Life, Midnight & Still Later, Maimed & Still Limping

Chicago and North Western:

Cheap and Nothing Wasted

(Chicago) Great Western:

Great Weedy

Soo Line:

Slow Line

Delaware & Lackawanna Western:

Delay, Linger & Wait

Kurt hayek

Thank You.

EL: Erie Lackomoney

TP&W = Two Ponies and a Wagon

GM&O greasy, muddy and oily

Leavenworth, Kansas & Western leave Kansas & walk

SP suffering pacific

UP Onion Pacific

LaSalle & Bureau County–LSBC was Let’s Steal Box Cars (because they did from the Penn Central).

The IMRL: It’s Milwaukee Road-Like

MRL: Milwaukee Road Lives

Lance

TP&W - Totally Pathetic and Worthless

To add to your collection## ## * Boston & Maine (B&M) /Busted and Maimed (claim by long-suffering B&M commuters)## * Burlington Northern (BN)/Big Nothing## * Elgin, Joliet & Eastern (EJ&E) / Easy Jobs for Everyone (not true!)## * Union Pacific (UP)/ Yellow Peril

Delaware&Hudson…Delay&Hesitate

DJ Hempeler

How about a small variation on Murray’s nickname: “Eerie Lack-o’-money?”


My “Aunt Dude” commuted for years between Harlem Ave., Berwyn, and Chicago Union Station on the “Crash, Bounce & Quiver.”

And at one time the C.B.& Q. had a subsidiary operation known as the “Crummy & Slow,” the “Cream & Sugar,” or the “Cinders & S**t.”

Eventually all of these railroads folded into the “Big New Santa Fe.”

Being a former C&NW man, the best one I heard was “Can’t & Never Will.”