Uncomplimentary Railroad Nicknames

He must have worked on the Port Jefferson Branch

I didn’t see any for the New York, Susquehanna & Western…Now You Sit & Wait

Why Buy an Already Crummy 4400 when you can buy the Super Diesel 70, Another Creative Engine

but who cares anyway, the railroad is UnderProductive

Philadelphia & Western (SEPTA Norristown High Speed Line): Pig & Whistle

Strange, since there are no grade crossings to whistle for.

BNSF- Better Not Start a Family

BNSF- Big Name Same Feel

AT&SF Ate Tamales & Spit Fire

Jeff